“There are two kinds of people - those who don't do what they want to do, so they write down in a diary about what they haven't done, and those who are too busy to write about it because they're out doing it!”
Charles Coburn - Benjamin Dingle

“- Penny Pingleton: Without that show I have nothing!
- Prudy Pingleton: Having nothing builds character!”
Amanda Bynes - Penny Pingleton
Allison Janney - Prudy Pingleton

“Sooner or later you're going to have to make a decision about something.”

Arthur Rosenberg - George Swanson

“Build up your resolve, not your genitals!”
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Dr. John Harvey Kellogg

“- Shao-Kahn: Nothing can alter your fate, nor mine.
- Liu Kang: I can, and I will.”
Brian Thompson - Shao-Kahn
Robin Shou - Liu Kang