“I wound up shame-eating the whole pizza. I woke up all greasy and sweaty. My sheets looked like what they wrap deli sandwiches in. Maybe I should join a gym. ”
Josh Radnor - Ted Mosby

“I'm part Sicilian? That makes sense. I eat the shit out of pizza.”
Joseph Sikora - Tommy Egan

“Wow, my first X-rated movie. I don't know what's going on, but that is the luckiest pizza boy ever.”
Wilmer Valderrama - Fez

“Do you know that the pizza in southern Italy is the dish of the poor? I come to America and see pizza signs everywhere. So I think America not so rich after all. Then I find eating pizza here is like eating hot dog - it's for fun.”
Sophia Loren

“- Bill Baker: Do these guys ever smile?
- Jack O'Callahan: They're Russians. They get shot if they smile.”
Jack O'Callahan - Bill Baker