“- Julie: It looks so... new.
- Stu Miley: Well, that's because it is new!
- Julie: But the heirloom - your grandmother's ring...
- Stu Miley: What? You want a used ring?”

Bridget Fonda - Julie McElroy
Brendan Fraser - Stu Miley

“If a man ever bought that for me, not only would I have sex with him, but I would enjoy it!”

Stockard Channing - Florence Maybelle

“Diamonds are supposed to be colorless! You go out and buy a colored diamond for a girl you're not even seeing, man, you must be eating retard sandwiches again.”

Matt Dillon - Tommy 'Birdman' Rowland

“Jewelry? Seriously? Sheldon, you are the most shallow, self-centered person I have ever met! Do you really think another transparently manipulative – Oh, it’s a tiara! Put it on me, put it on me, put it on me, put it on me.”
Mayim Bialik - Amy Farrah Fowler

“- Pastor Galswells: Dropping the ring. This boy doesn't want to get married.
- Maudeline Everglot: How disgraceful!”

Sir Christopher Lee - Pastor Galswells
Joanna Lumley - Maudeline Everglot