Tommy Lee Jones movie quotes

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Tommy Lee Jones quotes
  • “- Jay: I know you're a little scared. And I'm gonna keep it real with you, I'm a little scared too.
    - Kay: I'm not scared.
    - Jay: Me neither. I just thought we was bonding.”

    Will Smith - Jay
    Tommy Lee Jones - Kay
    [Tag:fear, partner]
  • Listen up, ladies and gentlemen, our fugitive has been on the run for ninety minutes. Average foot speed over uneven ground barring injuries is 4 miles-per-hour. That gives us a radius of six miles. What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and...” (continue)(continue reading)

    Tommy Lee Jones - Samuel Gerard
    [Tag:escape, planning, time]
  • “Under the Rules of Engagement, a civilian pointing a weapon is no longer a civilian and the use of deadly force is authorized in order to save lives. It's not murder, it's combat.”
    Tommy Lee Jones - Hodges
    [Tag:murder, rules, war]
  • “- Doolittle Lynn: Mr. Webb, me and Loretta are fixin' to get married, if it's alright with you.
    - Ted Webb: Go ask Clary.
    - Doolittle Lynn: Mrs. Webb, me and Loretta is thinkin' about gettin' married tomorrow.
    - 'Clary' Webb: Go ask Ted.
    - Loretta Lynn: Doolittle, what are you doin'?
    - Doolittle Lynn: Ted says go ask Clary; Clary says go ask Ted...” (continue)
    (continue reading)

    Tommy Lee Jones - Doolittle Lynn
    Levon Helm - Ted Webb
    Phyllis Boyens-Liptak - Clary' Webb
    Sissy Spacek - Loretta Lynn
  • - Loretta Lynn: It goes like this "It'll be over my dead body, so get out while you can", then it drops down to "Cause you ain't woman enough to take my man!"
    - Doolittle Lynn: Where'd you come up with the idea for that song, Loretta?

    Sissy Spacek - Loretta Lynn
    Tommy Lee Jones - Doolittle Lynn
  • “- Kay: We do not discharge our weapons in view of the public!
    - Jay: We ain't got time for this cover-up bullshit! I don't know whether or not you've forgotten, but there's an Arquillian Battle Cruiser that's about to...
    - Kay: There's always an Arquillian Battle Cruiser, or a Corillian Death Ray, or an intergalactic plague that is about to wipe...” (continue)
    (continue reading)
    Tommy Lee Jones - Kay
    Will Smith - Jay
  • “- Kay: When you get sad, it rains.
    - Laura Vasquez: Lots of people get sad when it rains.
    - Kay: It rains because you're sad, baby.”

    Tommy Lee Jones - Kay
    Rosario Dawson - Laura Vasquez
    [Tag:rain, sadness]
  • - Loretta Lynn: Dadgum it, Doo! You never ask me nothing! You just say, "Hey baby, here's the deal, take it or leave it". Well, it's drivin' me crazy, Doo!
    - Doolittle Lynn: Well, hell, then let's go up to the house, call a lawyer and get a divorce. I'm tired of this bullshit.
    - Loretta Lynn: I don't want no divorce! I just want the dadgum... (continue)
    (continue reading)
    Sissy Spacek - Loretta Lynn
    Tommy Lee Jones - Doolittle Lynn
    [Tag:argument, divorce]
  • “- Casey Ryback: What made you flip like this?
    - William Strannix: I got tired of coming up with last-minute desperate solutions to impossible problems created by other fucking people.
    - Casey Ryback: All of your ridiculouspitiful antics aren't gonna change a thing. You and me, we're puppets in the same sick game. We serve the same master, and...” (continue)
    (continue reading)
    Steven Seagal - Casey Ryback
    Tommy Lee Jones - William Strannix
  • “- Hodges: You ever had a pissed-off Marine on your ass?
    - Sokal: Is that a threat?
    - Hodges: Oh, yes, sir.”

    Tommy Lee Jones - Hodges
    Bruce Greenwood - Sokal
    [Tag:army, threat]
  • “Because of my actions, I regret to inform you that all the crew members are deceased.”
    Tommy Lee Jones - H. Clifford McBride
  • “- H. Clifford McBride: We need to find what science tells us is impossible. I can't have failed.
    - Roy McBride: Dad, you haven't. Now we know. We're all we've got.”

    Tommy Lee Jones - H. Clifford McBride
    Brad Pitt - Roy McBride
  • “You don't win wars with niceness, doctor. You win wars with guts.”
    Tommy Lee Jones - Col. Chester Phillips
    [Tag:courage, war, winning]
  • “The greatest measure of the Nineteenth Century. Passed by corruption, aided and abetted by the purest man in America.”
    Tommy Lee Jones - Thaddeus Stevens
  • “- Frank Corvin: You know what the worst day of my life was? The day Neil Armstrong set foot on the moon. I was probably the only person in America who wanted to commit suicide that day.
    - Hawk Hawkins: Well, thanks a lot Frank. We haven't spoken in twelve years and that's basically been the big question on my mind, what could make you commit...” (continue)
    (continue reading)
    Clint Eastwood - Frank Corvin
    Tommy Lee Jones - Hawk Hawkins
  • “- Count Von Rittenberg: Captain Hayes!
    - Captain Bully Hayes: Admiral!
    - Count Von Rittenberg: Count!
    - Captain Bully Hayes: Whatever!”

    Grant Tilly - Count Von Rittenberg
    Tommy Lee Jones - Captain Bully Hayes
  • “- Riddler: You're ruining my big party! Are you insane?
    - Two-Face: Just waiting for you to deliver the Batman, dear boy.
    - Riddler: Patience, oh bifurcated one!
    - Two-Face: Patience is hell! We want him dead!
    - Riddler: Well, you could have let me in on the caper. We could have organized this, planned it... pre-sold the movie rights.”

    Jim Carrey - Riddler
    Tommy Lee Jones - Two-Face
  • “- Chip Hazard: We're nothing alike. You are programmed to lose!
    - Archer: I'm also programmed to learn.
    - Chip Hazard: Too bad you never learned to win. School's out, loser.”

    Tommy Lee Jones - Chip Hazard
    Frank Langella - Archer
  • Trust? Gentlemen, you seem to have forgotten that our chosen career is politics.”
    Tommy Lee Jones - Thaddeus Stevens
  • “- Tom Breaker: Bill, if this is about reliving the 60's, you can forget about it, buddy. The movement is dead.
    - William Strannix: Yes, of course! Hence the name: movement. It moves a certain distance, then it stops, you see? A revolution gets its name by always coming back around in your face. You tried to kill me you son of a bitch... so...” (continue)
    (continue reading)
    Nick Mancuso - Tom Breaker
    Tommy Lee Jones - William Strannix
  • “Mr. Preston, this operation will be a failure if we all die!”
    Tommy Lee Jones - Brad Little
  • “Rules of engagement: one, whoever sees the other person first is the winner; two, whoever gets seen first is toast.”
    Tommy Lee Jones - Brad Little
    [Tag:rules, strategy]
  • “I will teach you how to kill. Quickly. Accurately. Efficiently. It will become a reflex action. You will learn how to enter a combat zone and evaporate into shadow. You will learn how to survive... or you will not!”
    Tommy Lee Jones - L.T. Bonham
  • “How can I hold that all men are created equal when here before me stands, stinking, the moral carcass of the gentleman from Ohio? Proof that some men are inferior, endowed by their maker with dim wits, impermeable to reason, with cold, pallid slime in their veins instead of hot, red blood!”
    Tommy Lee Jones - Thaddeus Stevens
  • “- Head Illinois State Trooper: I don't want to tell you how to do your job...
    - Samuel Gerard: Put the helicopter on the bridge!
    - Head Illinois State Trooper: But only one man in a million can survive that fall. The guy is fish food.
    - Samuel Gerard: Fine. Go get a cane pole, catch the fish that ate him.”

    Danny Goldring - Head Illinois State Trooper
    Tommy Lee Jones - Samuel Gerard