“Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternatives.”
Maurice Chevalier

“Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.”
George Burns

“First you are young; then you are middle-aged; then you are old; then you are wonderful.”
Diana Cooper

“You will know you're old when you cease to be amazed.”
Noel Pierce Coward On Glenn Ford

“Save your money. You're going to need twice as much money in your old age as you think.”
Sir Michael Caine