“The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.”
George Jessel

“God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.”

Robin Williams

“My favorite part of my body is my brain. I think no matter what my body looks like, I won't be satisfied unless I know how to use it.”
Michelle Rodriguez

“We English have sex on the brain. Not the best place for it, actually.”
Laurence Harvey

“Make your readers hear the pauses between the sentences. Let them see characters lean forward, fidget with their cuticles, avert their eyes, uncross their legs.”
Jerome Stern