“- Jim: Look at my hand.
[raises hand and holds it level]
- Bart: Steady as a rock.
- Jim: [raises his other hand, which is violently trembling] Yeah, but I shoot with this one.”
Gene Wilder - Jim
Cleavon Little - Bart

“Don't you know who I am? I am Chocolate Chip Charlie! My hands are registered with the mid-New Jersey police as lethal weapons, and I eat them guns for breakfast!”
Garrett Morris - "Chocolate Chip" Charlie W. Hobbs

“I probably could have saved her if I'd have moved sooner. But I thought it was just another nightmare, like the one I had the night before. There was... there was this guy; he had knives for fingers.”

Jsu Garcia - Rod Lane

“You see these hands? You see them? If I put them in my pockets I will be arrested for concealing lethal weapons.”
Jim Varney - Ernest P. Worrell

“The strongest weapon is the human mind...”
Dennis Chan - Xian Chow