Gene Wilder quotes
- From the movie: Hanky Panky
“- Ransom: What's your connection with Janet Dunn?
- Michael Jordon: She's my brother.” - From the movie: Young Frankenstein
“You have to remember that a worm... with very few exceptions... is not a human being.”
- From the movie: Young Frankenstein
- From the movie: Another You
“- George: I want to know everything about you and I'd like you to know all about me, too. Because we might just find out that we have a heck of a lot in common.
- Elaine: What? What? What could we have in common?
- George: Basil! I love basil. You like basil, Elaine?
- Elaine: It doesn't sweep me off my feet.” - From the movie: The Frisco Kid
“Don't you judge people by their appearance.”
- From the movie: Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory
- From the movie: Blazing Saddles
“- Bart: A man drink like that and he don't eat, he is going to die.
- Jim: [eagerly] When?” - From the movie: Another You
“- George: Be kind to your web-footed friends, for a duck maybe somebody's mother...
- Eddie Dash: Would you knock it off with the web-footed friends shit?” - From the movie: Blazing Saddles
- From the movie: Stir Crazy
- From the movie: See No Evil, Hear No Evil
“- Dave: You swear an awful lot.
- Wally: You're fucking-A right!” - From the movie: The Frisco Kid
- From the movie: The Frisco Kid
“- Avram: Tommy, I'm not a rabbi.
- Tommy: Don't say that! You are a rabbi. I'm a bank robber. I'm a card player and a whoremonger. That's what I am. You are a rabbi. You can fall in the mud, you can slip on your ass, you can travel in the wrong direction. But even on your ass, even in the mud, even if you go in the wrong direction for a little...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Another You
“Elaine, I am not your husband. I am... a Volvo Salesman.”
- From the movie: Funny About Love
“- Waiter: He hates the coffee!
- Duffy Bergman: No, the coughing! I hate all the coughing!” - From the movie: Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory
- From the movie: Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory
“- Willy Wonka: [making a mysterious formula] Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple.
- Mrs. Teevee: That's 105%!” - From the movie: Stir Crazy
- From the movie: Stir Crazy
“- Skip Donahue: You want to know something that's always fascinated me? Are the prisonromances that sometimes spring up between inmates and girls from the outside. Sometimes quite beautiful girls. I mean, would you, for example... could you actually become involved, I mean, romantically, with a prisoner?
- Meredith: Absolutely not.
- Skip...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: The Frisco Kid
“- Tommy: What do you call this in Jewish?
- Avram: A tuchas.
- Tommy: Well, you keep your eyes on this took-iss, and don't take them off 'till I tell you!” - From the movie: The Woman in Red
- From the movie: The Woman in Red
“- Charlotte: How old is that suit?
- Teddy Pierce: This? I don't know. Six. Seven. Eight years, maybe.
- Charlotte: It looks it.” - From the movie: Stir Crazy
“I want to get out of this place! Let's go some place! We can just head out west. We could grab odd jobs along the way. Build up a wonderful little nest egg. And then head for Hollywood! That's the place for you and me! Picture it, Harry. Harry and Skip in the Sunbelt. Out there, in the Sunbelt, you just smile and they pour money out on you. And...” (continue)(continue reading)
- From the movie: Stir Crazy
- Skip Donahue: My name is Skip Donahue. I'm a playwright and I saw you do a scene from "Romeo and Juliet" at the Wilson Workshop. I want you to know that you were wonderful. I'm not just saying it to be kind. You were really lovely.
- Susan: If you don't get out of my way, I'm going to kick you in the nuts!
- Skip Donahue: Kick! In the nuts!... (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Blazing Saddles
Then one day, I was just walking down the street when I heard a voice behind me say, "reach for it, mister"! I spun around... and there I was, face to face with a six-year old kid. Well, I just threw my guns down and walked away. Little bastard shot me in the ass. So I limped to the nearest saloon, crawled inside a whiskey bottle... and I've... (continue)(continue reading)
Highlights