“I will slap you man! I will slap the hell outta you. You don't know who you messing with. I don't even know when I'm gonna slap somebody. My reflexes just slap people.”
Chris Tucker - Franklin Hatchett

“- Jack Colt: Who are you?
- Mr. Jigsaw: I am your worst nightmare.
- Jack Colt: No, waking up without my penis is my worst nightmare.
- Mr. Jigsaw: Okay, allright, so I'm not your worst nightmare. But I'm right up there!”

Emilio Estevez - Jack Colt
Tim Curry - Mr. Jigsaw

“Your boys is dead meat.”

Jake Steinfeld - Max the Bouncer

“- Ronnie: I'm just playing you man. Yeah, that's it, I'm just playing.
- The Guyver: Then let's play.”

Evil' Ted Smith - Ronnie
Jack Armstrong - Guyver

“You might be the toughest little whacker at the Junior High but in my world, you're about as worrisome as a cloudy day.”

Ed O'Neill - Dutch Dooley