Ed O'Neill movie quotes

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Identikit and personal data
Name
Edward Phillip
Last name
O'Neill
Pseudonym
Ed O'Neill
Born
April 12, 1946
Gender
male
Nationality
North American
Profession
actor
Zodiac sign
Aries
Ed O'Neill movie quotes, phrases and lines
32 in english
Ed O'Neill quotes
  • “- Mike Hammersmith: What's that cheerleader doing with a helmet on?
    - Kevin O'Shea: That's no cheerleader, that's my niece Becky. She's pissed.”

    Brian Haley - Mike Hammersmith
    Ed O'Neill - Kevin O'Shea
  • “You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body.”
    Ed O'Neill - Glen, Mikita's Manager
  • “- Ford Fairlane: Disco Express? They blew, dog. And that lead singer, he kinda looked like...
    - Lt. Amos: Like me, right?
    - Ford Fairlane: Yeah. I was gonna say he looked like shit, but... he looked like you.”

    Andrew Dice Clay - Ford Fairlane
    Ed O'Neill - Lt. Amos
  • “Some day you're gonna get in a situation where you can't call for help. You'll have to depend on yourself, and you'll let yourself down. I'm not calling because I don't want your mother to think we can't make it home on our own. Call it male pride. Good, old fashioned, pig-headed, working-class, pre-fax machine/car phone, masculine pride. No...” (continue)(continue reading)

    Ed O'Neill - Dutch Dooley
  • “- Brannigan: You think you got problems? I gotta to take my wife and kids on vacation. I've got a plane to catch in 3 hours.
    - Dooley: Plane? You said plane?
    - Brannigan: But I ain't gonna catch the plane because I gotta wait here for the SWAT team.
    - Dooley: Can I have the dog if I get you on the plane? You're airborne, you're airborne!
    -...” (continue)
    (continue reading)
    Ed O'Neill - Brannigan
    Jim Belushi - Dooley
  • “It's an interesting setup, Mr. Ross. It is the oldest confidence game on the books. The Spanish Prisoner. Fellow says him and his sister, wealthy refugees, left a fortune in the home country. He got out, girl and the money stuck in Spain. Here is her most beautiful portrait. And he needsmoney to get her and the fortune out. Man who supplies the...” (continue)(continue reading)
    Ed O'Neill - FBI Team Leader
    [Tag:deceit, money]
  • “Put a fork in them they're done, baby.”
    Ed O'Neill - Kevin O'Shea
  • “- Dutch Dooley: I told your mother I'd take you home for the holidays.
    - Doyle Standish : I have plans.
    - Dutch Dooley: You gonna stay here? Watch the football game on TV? Make a turkey sandwich and hang yourself in the toilet?”

    Ed O'Neill - Dutch Dooley
    Ethan Embry - Doyle Standish
  • “- Brannigan: There he is, the best nose on the force. He could stick that snout in the wind right now and lead you to a stash in the middle of Tijuana.
    - Dooley: Listen, I gotta be up front with you. I got a real bad feeling about this dog.
    - Brannigan: Hey, tough shit. That's all I got. Not I want you to take care.
    - Dooley: Don't worry about...” (continue)
    (continue reading)
    Ed O'Neill - Brannigan
    Jim Belushi - Dooley
    [Tag:caring, dogs, police]
  • “- Kevin O'Shea: Peanut butter and jelly sandwich? Are you nuts?
    - Rudy Zolteck: It's still good!
    - Kevin O'Shea: You'll never get anywhere treating your helmet like a lunchbox son. What is that?
    - Butz: Cheetos.
    - Kevin O'Shea: Crunchy or puffed?
    - Butz: Puffed.
    - Kevin O'Shea: Wimp [Butz confiscates the food and walks off]!
    - Rudy Zolteck: My...” (continue)
    (continue reading)
    Ed O'Neill - Kevin O'Shea
    Michael Zwiener - Rudy Zolteck
    Joe Bays - Butz
  • “- Rudy Zolteck: How'd I do, coach?
    - Kevin O'Shea: I don't know son. I don't have a sundial.”

    Michael Zwiener - Rudy Zolteck
    Ed O'Neill - Kevin O'Shea
  • “Nothing burps better than bacon. Your water looked tasty.”
    Ed O'Neill - Dutch Dooley
    [Tag:food, taste]
  • “- Becky O'Shea: Do you think I'm pretty?
    - Kevin: No, you're beautiful.”

    Shawna Waldron - Becky O'Shea
    Ed O'Neill - Kevin O'Shea
  • “- Dutch Dooley: It's your mother's fault.
    - Doyle Standish: Why is it her fault?
    - Dutch Dooley: Because she gave birth to you.
    - Doyle Standish: And what about your mother?
    - Dutch Dooley: My mother's a saint.
    - Doyle Standish: For what, havin' puppies?”

    Ed O'Neill - Dutch Dooley
    Ethan Embry - Doyle Standish
    [Tag:mistake, mother]
  • “- Davy: Know what I'd like to do?
    - Glen, Mikita's Manager: Yeah I know what you'd like to do. You'd like to find the guy who did it, rip his still beating heart out of his chest and hold it in front of his face so he can see how black it is before he dies.
    - Davy: Actually, I was thinking of filing a grievance with the union.
    - Glen, Mikita's...” (continue)
    (continue reading)

    Mike Hagerty - Davy
    Ed O'Neill - Glen, Mikita's Manager
    [Tag:anger, killing, wishes]
  • “- Kevin: Hammersmith? If that kid of yours pulls another stunt like that, you're both out of here.
    - Mr. Hammersmith: Hey, come on! I thought you wanted to win this thing!
    - Kevin: Not like that.”

    Ed O'Neill - Kevin O'Shea
    Brian Haley - Mike Hammersmith
  • Excuse me, I understand what you were saying to Natalie was personal. Well, I'm involved with her now so this is personal too; you hurt her and I'll hit you so fucking hard your dog will bleed, okay?”

    Ed O'Neill - Dutch Dooley
    [Tag:caring, safety, women]
  • “I don't care for caviar, I make it a policy never to eat something a fish deposits in a riverbed.”
    Ed O'Neill - Dutch Dooley
    [Tag:eating, fish]
  • So Wayne, I hear you're putting on some kind of concert. That's good. People need to be entertained, they need the distraction. I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"

    Ed O'Neill - Glenn
    [Tag:amusement, folly, need]
  • “You can't beat a Ford for good brakes!”

    Ed O'Neill - Dutch Dooley
    [Tag:cars]
  • “I may not look like I could finance a trip to the zoo but the truth is I make a pretty good living. My income is a damn lot more than your father gives your mother to live on. But my money doesn't matter in your neighborhood, because I work for it. Working for your money doesn't matter in your neck of the woods, it's whose crotch the doctor...” (continue)(continue reading)

    Ed O'Neill - Dutch Dooley
    [Tag:money, working]
  • “- Dutch Dooley: Doyle, switch cots with me, mine won't hold me.
    - Doyle Standish : How do you know it'll hold me?
    - Dutch Dooley: Because I'm 15,000 cheeseburgers ahead of you in life.”

    Ed O'Neill - Dutch Dooley
    Ethan Embry - Doyle Standish
    [Tag:bed, obesity, weight]
  • “- Dutch Dooley: You got anything to say? Me, I like to talk. I love to talk. Live to talk. You got any amusing anecdotes?
    - Doyle Standish: I'm living through one right now.”

    Ed O'Neill - Dutch Dooley
    Ethan Embry - Doyle Standish
  • “What do you like to do for fun? You like to wiggle and grunt. Me too.”

    Ed O'Neill - Dutch Dooley
    [Tag:amusement, doing]
  • “- Doyle Standish : We're here.
    - Dutch Dooley: Where?
    - Doyle Standish : I don't know.”

    Ethan Embry - Doyle Standish
    Ed O'Neill - Dutch Dooley
    [Tag:place]
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