“As of next Monday, no parent will be permitted to see an R-rated movie, unless accompanied by a kid.”
Matthew McCurley - Winchell

“They're just using the same actor over and over. What kind of cut-rate production is this?”

John Deszo Ratzenberger - Mack

“Did you know Tom Cruise had no idea he was in that vampire movie till two years later?”

Steve Martin - Bowfinger

“It's like a Bruce Lee movie without Bruce.”

Loren Avedon - Jake Donahue

“- Jack Gable: Laura is more than a body.
- Cable Man: Laura?
- Jack Gable: Laura Claybourne, she plays Rachel.
- Cable Man: Sorry, you must really follow this shit.
- Jack Gable: No, I write this shit.”

John Candy - Jack Gable
Mark Boone Junior - Cable Man