Ryan Reynolds quotes
“Only best buddies execute pedophiles together.”
“Well you know what they say... birds of a feather flock to vagina.”
“- Matt Weston: Are you going to kill me?
- Tobin Frost: I only kill professionals.”
“- Matt Weston: You're a dead man.
- David Barlow: Yeah, a long time ago.”
“- Margaret Tate: Sweet Andrew.
- Andrew Paxton: I'm listening.
- Margaret Tate: Would you please, with cherries on top, marry me?
- Andrew Paxton: Ok. I don't appreciate the sarcasm, but I'll do it.”
“She’s renting space in my brain and she won’t move out.”
“Anyone who wears sunglasses are heroes.”
“Don’t have a good day, have a great day!”
“I was gonna carry you with me in my heart like an eternal flame you stupid complainer.”
“It doesn’t matter what you do; it only matters what they’ve think you’ve done.”
“Why are you wearing the hairnet? You’re bald.”
-Guy: Once upon a time, there was a beautiful tiger. She lived in a cave with the rest of her family. Her father and mother told her: "You may go anywhere you want, but never go near the cliff, for you could fall."
-Grug: And fall. Good story.
-Guy: But when no one was looking, she go near the cliff, for the closer she came to the edge, the more... (continue)(continue reading)
“Oh, this bed is so comfortable. Ah, nobody’s foot in my mouth. So much better.”
“- Locke: Can you believe that Game of Thrones' ending?
- Luke Hobbs: I didn't see it.
- Locke: You watched the shit of it, you dirty little liar!
- Luke Hobbs: What's the problem? You said there was a problem.
- Locke: My problem is that Jon Snow had sex with his aunt, then killed her, and nobody wants to talk about it!”
“- Negasonic Teenage Warhead: We're X-Men.
- Deadpool: No, you're X-People.
- Negasonic Teenage Warhead: You're X-hausting.
- Deadpool: I see what you did there. Puns.”
“- Firefist: How do you know what I want?
- Deadpool: Because I've been inside you. That came out wrong. I've been inside your shoes, which is also off-putting.”