Ryan Reynolds quotes
“- Matt Weston: Are you going to kill me?
- Tobin Frost: I only kill professionals.”
“- Matt Weston: You're a dead man.
- David Barlow: Yeah, a long time ago.”
“- Locke: Can you believe that Game of Thrones' ending?
- Luke Hobbs: I didn't see it.
- Locke: You watched the shit of it, you dirty little liar!
- Luke Hobbs: What's the problem? You said there was a problem.
- Locke: My problem is that Jon Snow had sex with his aunt, then killed her, and nobody wants to talk about it!”
“- Negasonic Teenage Warhead: We're X-Men.
- Deadpool: No, you're X-People.
- Negasonic Teenage Warhead: You're X-hausting.
- Deadpool: I see what you did there. Puns.”
“- Firefist: How do you know what I want?
- Deadpool: Because I've been inside you. That came out wrong. I've been inside your shoes, which is also off-putting.”
“Only best buddies execute pedophiles together.”
“- Cable: Who are you?
- Wade Wilson: I'm Batman.”
“Whatever they did to me made me totally indestructible... and completely unfuckable.”
“I'm a bad guy who is paid to fuck up worse guys.”
“- Darius Kinkaid: You know, when life gives you shit, you make Kool-Aid.
- Michael Bryce: That's not really how that expression works.
- Darius Kinkaid: That's the beauty of that motherfucker: life.
- Michael Bryce: Ah. Yeah, well, life, I mean... life doesn't usually give you shit and then turn into a beverage.”