“You can cry and not feel sad, just like you can feel sad and not cry.”
Jim Belushi - Bill Dancer

“Why do they call it a good cry? All it does is make you look like hell. And what's missing is still missing.”
Jane Seymour Fonda - Iris King

“I need to go take a shower so I can’t tell if I’m crying or not.”
Will Arnett - BoJack Horseman

“You know what’s weird? Donald Duck never wore pants. But whenever he’s getting out of the shower, he always puts a towel around his waist. I mean, what is that about?”
Matthew Perry - Chandler Bing

“My first crush was on a Batman cake, but my first sexual feelings were about teenage Simba because he was really hot, and i still actually find him hot…”
Zooey Deschanel - Jess Day