“So many charlatans all use my talents for ill-gotten gain.”
Graham Stark - Professor Auguste Balls

“- Jabez Stone: Money's a funny thing ain't it, Ma?
- Ma Stone: I figure it depends a mite on how you get it and how you spend it.”
James Craig - Jabez Stone
Jane Darwell - Ma Stone

“We're gonna make a fortune with this place.”

Martin Ferrero - Gennaro

“You want to know what I do for a living? Ask me. My time is very expensive, Mr. MacMillan. Probably more than yours. I get 500 dollars an hour. How much do you get? I get four-hundred dollars for a straight lay, three-hundred for a hand job, and five-hundred for head. If you want to wear my panties, that's another hundred.”

Barbra Streisand - Claudia Draper

“- Missy Pantone: Hand over your fifteen bucks or get out of here.
- Cliff Pantone: What are you doing?
- Missy Pantone: Making money from guys oogling my goodies.
- Cliff Pantone: Aww, I didn't need to hear that. That was an over-share.”

Eliza Dushku - Missy Pantone
Jesse Bradford - Cliff Pantone