Illegality quotes

“- Fogell: They let you pick any name you want when you get down there.
- Seth: And you landed on McLovin.
- Fogell: Yeah. It was between that or Muhammed.
- Seth: Why the fuck would it be between that or Muhammed? Why don't you just pick a common name like a normal person?
- Fogell: Muhammed is the most commonly used name on Earth. Read a...” (continue)(continue reading)

Christopher Mintz-Plasse - Fogell
Jonah Hill - Seth
Michael Cera - Evan

“We are fugitives of the law. Idiocy is our only option.”
Dustin Hoffman - Sam Daniels

“As the leader of all illegal activities in Casablanca, I am an influential and respected man.”
Sydney Greenstreet - Signor Ferrari

“- Peter: Look, I don't know about you guys, but I'm tired of being pushed around. Aren't you?
- Samir: Yes, Peter, but I'm not going to do anything illegal.
- Peter: Illegal? Samir, this is America.”
Ron Livingston - Peter
Ajay Naidu - Samir

“Sandy, it's over. Sam isn't going to pay the ransom, he couldn't care less. I'm no criminal. I can't even sell retail, and that's legal!”
Judge Reinhold - Ken Kessler

“It's amazing what you can do with the right chemicals these days. No risky exposure, no trail back to us. These t-shirts are dipped in a heroinsolution, and dried under these lamps. They're folded and sealed in shrink-wrap. Dogs can't even smell it. You can send them anywhere you want. Extract the heroin later.”

Michael Jai White - Lewis Strutt

“I'm the President and, as they say, the buck stops here. So I take full responsibility for each one of my illegalactions. But that's not the whole story. I think the American people are entitled to the real truth. I have here evidence in the form of notes, letters, and written memoranda, proving that Bob Alexander was involved in each of these...” (continue)(continue reading)

Kevin Kline - Bill Mitchell

“Allegations of wrongdoing have also been made against Vice President Nance. Now, as this evidence will prove, at no time and in no way was the Vice President involved in any of this affair. Bob just made all that up. Vice President Nance is a good and decent public servant, and I want to apologize for any pain that this has caused him or his...” (continue)(continue reading)

Kevin Kline - Bill Mitchell

“Nothing is illegal until you get caught.”
Ginés García Millán - César

“I’m arguing a case. Sex discrimination violates the EqualProtection principle.”
Felicity Jones - Ruth Bader Ginsburg

“- Marshal Mark Strett: Somebody after you?
- Jimmy Ringo: Three somebodies.
- Marshal Mark Strett: The law?
- Jimmy Ringo: Naw, this is personal.
- Marshal Mark Strett: I don't want 'em to catch up with you here.
- Jimmy Ringo: I don't want 'em to catch up with me anywhere.”
Millard Mitchell - Marshal Mark Strett
Gregory Peck - Jimmy Ringo

“- Jack McDermott: Stop! Who dares to tow the van of the living Christ?
- Driver: The city of New York, Tarzan! $50 for the violation, $75 for the tow and $20 a day for storage.
- Jack McDermott: Father, forgive us for we have sinned! We parked our car in a forbidden zone!”
Peter Boyle - Jack McDermott

“Criminals are like weeds, Alfred: pull one up, another grows in its place.”
Ben Affleck - Bruce Wayne

“- Cynthia Webb: Isn't this breaking and entering?
- Divinci: I don't know, I'm homicide, we don't learn that stuff.”

Lela Rochon - Cynthia Webb
Jim Belushi - Det. Frank Divinci

“- Jill Taylor: What are you doing?
- Ben Campbell: Well, we're printing moneyhere. What, you think just 'cause Micky left we're gonna stop? No, I can do this. I can lead this team. You know, I'm not the same guy I was back in Boston.”
Kate Bosworth - Jill Taylor
Jim Sturgess - Ben Campbell

“I appreciate your concern for the dignity of the court 007. Unfortunately, the man is a tax-paying citizen and entitled by our constitution to try and manipulate the legal system like everybody else.”

Joe Spano - Judge Pincus

“The specs aren't on the gray market, the black market or any other market.”
Matt Damon - Linus Caldwell

“- Ed: What's that stuff they're putting in the burgers?
- Dexter Reed: I don't know... but I'll bet you that's what makes those burgers grow so big.
- Ed: We should get some of that stuff for Good Burger.
- Dexter Reed: No, man! That stuff's got to be illegal.”

Kel Mitchell - Ed
Kenan Thompson - Dexter Reed

“- Fergie: I had no choice! They were killing each other in there!
- Judge Dredd: You could have gone out the window.
- Fergie: 40 floors? It would have been suicide!
- Judge Dredd: Maybe, but it's legal.”

Rob Schneider - Fergie
Sylvester Stallone - Judge Dredd

“I had a joint and a few little bags of coke. Since when is that shit illegal?”
Spoken Reasons - Rojas

“- Senator: Mr. Clenteen, exactly how many laws are we breaking here?
- Edgar Clenteen: You don't want to know.”
Victor A. Young - Senator
David Morse - Edgar Clenteen

“So many charlatans all use my talents for ill-gotten gain.”
Graham Stark - Professor Auguste Balls

“I'm not naturally paranoid, but you gotta watch your every move. That, or the public does. Ever since I got arrested and jailed for smoking pot, I get all sorts of people, and actors sometimes, looking at me funny when I light up a cigarette. Hell, I like to shock people, so I'm not about to quit.”
Robert Mitchum

“- Motorcycle Cop: Do you know what the penalty for animal cruelty is in this state?
- Clark Griswold: No, sir, I don't.
- Motorcycle Cop: Well... it's probably pretty stiff.”
James Keach - Motorcycle Cop
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

“- Anne Osborne: You're a cop, for God's sake, you're supposed to uphold the law, but instead you bend it and twist it and sell it. I saw you take that bribe and resist arrest and tamper with evidence and perjure yourself under oath.
- Remy McSwain: Don't forget I ran a red light too, huh.
- Anne Osborne: You still think it's funny, don't you?...” (continue)(continue reading)
Ellen Barkin - Anne Osborne
Dennis Quaid - Remy McSwain