“- Pacha: For the last time, it was not a kiss!
- Kuzco: Well, whatever you call it, it was disgusting! And to think, if you'd done what I ordered you to do in the first place, we all could have been spared your little kiss of life!”

David Spade - Kuzco
John Goodman - Patcha

“Oh, don't kiss me - I don't know where your lips have been.”
Mona Lyden - Mishi

“- Betty Brant: I would totally kiss you but I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
- Ned Leeds: I- I might have a mint.”
Angourie Rice - Betty Brant
Jacob Batalon - Ned Leeds

“When I saw my first film test I ran from the projection room screaming.”
Bette Davis

“I'm not very keen on Hollywood. I'd rather have a nice cup of cocoa really.”
Noel Pierce Coward