John Goodman quotes
“- Pacha: Someday, you're gonna wind up all alone, and you'll have no one to blame but yourself.
- Kuzko: Thanks for that. I'll log that away.”
You know, when you were a baby in your crib, your father looked down at you, he had but one hope: "someday, my son will grow to be a man". Well look at you now; you just got your asses whipped, by a bunch of goddamn nerds.
“- Nick and Billy's Boss: You two were great salesmen. The best! But at the end of the day, you're grinders. Foot soldiers. We all know you'll never be generals. And I'm gonna say something harsh right now.
- Billy McMahon: Now you're gonna say something harsh?
- Nick and Billy's Boss: Strap it in, boys, 'cause it ain't pretty out there. And you...” (continue)(continue reading)
“- First A.D.: He says the Minotaur prosthetic is too tight, so he can't act.
- John Chambers: If he could act, he wouldn't be playing the Minotaur.”
“Luckily, I saw this coming, cashed out my retirement, bought a condo in Miami Beach, new tits for the wife. Silicone. It's legal again.”
“The army may not care about art, but they sure as shit care about gold.”
“- Daytrader: You always resort to violence!
- Hound: I love violence!”
“Crazy is building your ark after the flood has already come.”
- Lester Siegel: We made history today. "History starts out as farce and ends up as tragedy".
- John Chambers: Quote's the other way around.
- Lester Siegel: Yeah? Who said it?
- John Chambers: Marx.
- Lester Siegel: Groucho said that?
“Mark my words. There'll never be a more screwed up time in Washington. But we can't let it stop us.”
“Captain James Conrad, commander of the air - commander of the sky.”
“- Sulley: I act scary, Mike. But most of the time, I'm terrified.
- Mike: How come you never told me that before?
- Sulley: Because we weren't friends before.”
“The public wants fresh meat, and the public is never wrong.”
“- Llewyn Davis: I had a partner... he threw himself off the George Washington Bridge.
- Roland Turner: George Washington Bridge? You throw yourself off the Brooklyn Bridge, traditionally. George Washington Bridge? Who does that?”
“- Walter Sobchak: Am I wrong?
- The Dude: You're not wrong Walter. You're just an asshole.
- Walter Sobchak: Okay then.”
“- Commissioner Ed Davis: How do you feel?
- Tommy Saunders: The knee hurts, the back hurts, the balls hurts, the pain feels like sometimes on the top of the hurt if that's remotely possible.”
“You don't need to study scaring, you just do it.”