“I’m not convinced I know how to read, I’ve just memorized a lot of words.”
Jake Johnson - Nick Miller

“See all those words printed in a line one after the other? Put them all together, and you have a story.”
Tom Hanks - Captain Kidd

“When I first read Aristotle, I thought it was pronounced like Chipotle. Wait a minute, is it Chip-o-tottle?”
Kristen Bell - Eleanor Shellstrop

“You know what? I will tell you, I love your country! No more communism, no rules of any kind, really. I'm filling my suitcase with steroids and art from ancient Mesopotamia, ran over an old woman yesterday, best vacation I ever had!”
Steve Carrell - Maxwell Smart

“Must be the evil commies that made me lose my dignity in trying to expose her for the commie she is!”
Emmanuelle Chriqui - Dolly