“Get Smart” quotes(2008)
Plot – This is the film adaptation of one of the most popular television series of the '60s. It's a satire of the spy genre created by Mel Brooks and produced between 1965 and 1970. In the original series, Don Adams is the clumsy secret agent Maxwell Smart, aka Agent 86, who works for the Control agency which is in constant struggle against Kaos criminal organization. In the 2008 version, the aspiring secret agent Maxwell Smart gets finally his big occasion as he's tasked together with Agent 99 to stop a criminal who wants to spread nuclear weapons throughout the world. However, Max's naivety and carelessness make everyone suspect him of double-cross.
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“Get Smart” Quotes 25 quotes
“Well, you did your job, so I suppose I can't kill your wife. Although to be honest, I'd be doing the sighted world a favor.”
“- Agent 99: Are you staring at my butt?
- Maxwell Smart: No, no, I... I was, but I'm not... I'm staring again.”
“- Agent 99: Did you see anything while I was dancing?
- Maxwell Smart: Just once, but I don't think you expected him to lift you so high.”
“- Agent 99: Inside there's a pill, if captured it will cause death in nine seconds.
- Maxwell Smart: Great, but how exactly do I get them to take it?”
“Big people feel pain, too.”
“I like to keep my ears open. It's amazing what you can learn listening to chatter.”
“You know, people often say things in anger they don't really mean.”
“Is that your default setting? Do you just punch people in the face, willy-nilly? It's Tuesday, I'll punch Max in the face. Ooh, a box of kittens, time to punch Max in the face. Oh, I'm having some bread, time to punch Max in the face!”
“You know what? I will tell you, I love your country! No more communism, no rules of any kind, really. I'm filling my suitcase with steroids and art from ancient Mesopotamia, ran over an old woman yesterday, best vacation I ever had!”
“- Agent 23: What are you doing? Are you texting?
- Larabee: Yeah. Letting my fiancee know we won't be able to get married in June, 'cause I'll still be in this meeting.”