Kristen Bell quotes
- From the movie: Forgetting Sarah Marshall
“- Sarah Marshall: I think that Hawaii is a place to escape for people who can't deal with the real world.
- Rachel Jansen: Yeah, you know, there's so few personal shoppers and pet therapists. Gosh, it's such a hard life.” - From the TV Series: The Good Place
“Michael-You’re mad at me.
Eleanor-I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed.
Michael-Oh, come on! Everyone knows that’s worse.” - From the TV Series: The Good Place
“Eleanor-What’s wrong with ombre highlights?
Tahani-Eleanor, please. This week has been hard enough.” - From the TV Series: The Good Place
“It’s like, who died and left Aristotle in charge of ethics?”
- From the TV Series: The Good Place
“When I told a boyfriend something was ‘no big deal,’ it meant anything from ‘I just bought weed from your nephew,’ to ‘I secretly befriended your ex-girlfriend last year, things got out of hand, and now I’m her bridesmaid.'”
- From the TV Series: The Good Place
“It’s suddenly very important that I get drunk.”
- From the TV Series: The Good Place
“I am a trash bag from Arizona, which is saying something. Our biggest exports are racist sheriffs and HPV.”
- From the TV Series: The Good Place
“Is that some kind of nerd pick-up line? Because it’s only kind of working.”
- From the TV Series: The Good Place
“When I first read Aristotle, I thought it was pronounced like Chipotle. Wait a minute, is it Chip-o-tottle?”
- From the TV Series: The Good Place
“I’ve only ever said ‘I love you’ to two men my entire life, Stone Cold Steve Austin and a guy in a dark club who I mistook for Stone Cold Steve Austin.”
- From the TV Series: The Good Place
- From the TV Series: Gossip Girl
“You Know You Love Me. XOXO, Gossip Girl.”
- From the TV Series: Gossip Girl
“Gossip Girl Here, Your One And Only Source Into The Scandalous Lives Of Manhattan's Elite.”
- From the movie: Frozen II
“- Olaf: Tell me, you're older, and thus all-knowing, do you ever worry about the notion that nothing is permanent?
- Anna: Uh, no.
- Olaf: Really? Wow, I can't wait until I've aged just like you, so I don't have to worry about important things.” - From the movie: Frozen II
“- Elsa: What woud I do without you?
- Anna: You'll always have me.” - From the movie: Frozen II
“I believe in you, Elsa. More than anyone or anything.”
- From the movie: Frozen II
“- Elsa: You can't just follow me into fire!
- Anna: You don't want me following you into fire? Then don't run into fire!” - From the movie: Frozen II
“- Anna: You're the bridge!
- Elsa: Bridges have two sides, and our mother had two daughters.” - From the movie: Fanboys
“I can hear his beard!”
- From the movie: Forgetting Sarah Marshall
“Let me tell you something about these tattoos, okay. That is Buddhist, that is Nordic, that is Hindu, that's just gibberish. They are completely conflicting ideologies, and that does not make you a citizen of the world, it makes you full of shit!”
- From the movie: Hit and Run
- Yul Perrkins a.k.a. Charles Bronson: We don't have time to bring in a mediator.
- Annie Bean: Charlie, I am not going to live with a man says "fag" and beats up guys on the side of the road. I'm not going to teach non-violence at a university, and then marry "Dog the bounty hunter!" - From the movie: Forgetting Sarah Marshall
“- Sarah Marshall: Did you drink today? Because sometimes when you drink...
- Peter Bretter: Excuse me. No, I haven't had anything to drink today. Maybe the problem is that you broke my heart into a million pieces and so my cock doesn't want to be around you anymore! Okay? Ever! Because you know what I just realized? You're the goddamn devil!” - From the movie: Fanboys
“You might wanna hit the showers. 'Cause you smell like something shit in my nose.”
- From the movie: Hit and Run
“- Annie Bean: I'm just teasing you.
- Yul Perrkins a.k.a. Charles Bronson: I don't think couples can really tease each other. I think everyone pretends they can, but really there's always some kind of truth or judgment in there somewhere.” - From the movie: Frozen
“- Olaf: I am not leaving here until we find some other act of true love to save you! Do you happen to have any ideas?
- Anna: I don't even know what love is.
- Olaf: That's okay, I do. Love... is... putting someone else's needs before yours; like, you know, how Kristoff brought you back here to Hans and left you forever.”
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