Kristen Bell quotes
“If you spent two years building your dream car, and then you started to notice that it was also the dream car of a certain type of person, like people who are - I don't know, let's just call them rapists out of convenience. If you started to notice that your peers were rapists, what do you think that says about the old you who built this car?”
“- Sarah Marshall: I think that Hawaii is a place to escape for people who can't deal with the real world.
- Rachel Jansen: Yeah, you know, there's so few personal shoppers and pet therapists. Gosh, it's such a hard life.”
“It's amazing how fleeting perfection can be.”
“That guy's too big, that guy's too small, and that guy's... not a guy. Just in desperate need of a stylist.”
“It's not often you get to see bikini babes in their natural habitat. Such gentle, yet elusive, creatures.”
“If there's a justification for my actions right now, it's this: I have gone completely mad.”
“So, my grandma Reynolds was always saying 'when life gives you lemons, make lemonade.' I wish she was still alive, because I'd really like to ask her what she suggests for when life gives you Chlamydia.”
“Keith-Didn't he get busted for murder?
Keith-See? He's not even a very good murderer.”
“If I ever die, do me a favor. Go on Oprah and tell the world that I loved kittens.”
“Michael-You’re mad at me.
Eleanor-I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed.
Michael-Oh, come on! Everyone knows that’s worse.”
“Eleanor-What’s wrong with ombre highlights?
Tahani-Eleanor, please. This week has been hard enough.”
“It’s like, who died and left Aristotle in charge of ethics?”
“It’s suddenly very important that I get drunk.”
“I am a trash bag from Arizona, which is saying something. Our biggest exports are racist sheriffs and HPV.”
“Is that some kind of nerd pick-up line? Because it’s only kind of working.”
“When I first read Aristotle, I thought it was pronounced like Chipotle. Wait a minute, is it Chip-o-tottle?”
“I’ve only ever said ‘I love you’ to two men my entire life, Stone Cold Steve Austin and a guy in a dark club who I mistook for Stone Cold Steve Austin.”
“You Know You Love Me. XOXO, Gossip Girl.”
“Gossip Girl Here, Your One And Only Source Into The Scandalous Lives Of Manhattan's Elite.”
“- Olaf: Tell me, you're older, and thus all-knowing, do you ever worry about the notion that nothing is permanent?
- Anna: Uh, no.
- Olaf: Really? Wow, I can't wait until I've aged just like you, so I don't have to worry about important things.”
“- Elsa: What woud I do without you?
- Anna: You'll always have me.”