“Mommy, you shouldn't have said that. It's naughty to say bad things about old people. Santa Claus will punish you!”
Jonathan Best - Billy at 5

“Santy Claus only brings presents to them that's been good all year. All the other ones, all the naughty ones, he punishes! What about you, boy? You been good all year?”
Will Hare - Grandpa

“- Harmony: Don't say that to her! There is too a Santa, and this is his magic sack!
- Lacy: If that's Santa's sack, why do you have it?”

Noelle Parker - Harmony
Phran Gauci - Lacy

“Santa's in the slammer! We gotta get him out! Is vagrancy a capital crime?”
Jim Varney - Ernest P. Worrell

“- Patch: Don't you believe in Santa Claus?
- B.Z.: Why should I? He never brought me anything.
- Patch: That's because you were probably a naughty boy.”
Dudley Moore - Patch
John Lithgow - B.Z.