“- Wang Chi-Yang: What do you know of marriage? What do you know of women?
- Wang Ta: Sir, what did you know of marriage and women when you married my mother?
- Wang Chi-Yang: Nothing. That is why I obeyed my father and married the woman he chose for me.”
Benson Fong - Wang Chi-Yang
James Shigeta - Wang Ta

“There's only two ways to handle women... and nobody knows what they are.”
George Cleveland - Bill Yard

“College women can smell ignorance like dog shit.”
Tom Cruise - Joel

“- Major General: Damn cheek! With women leading our armies we'll never have a good war again.
- Mabel Stanley: So true! So true.”
Bill Kerr - Major General
Kristy McNichol - Mabel Stanley

“Where the man goes, the lady must follow...”
Gia Carides - Liz Holt