“- Josephine Wingfield: Would you like the standard bikini wax?
- Mrs. Hartunian: Oh, no. I'm going to Hawaii with my husband. Better landscape the whole yard.”
Heather Graham - Josephine Wingfield
Dolores Drake - Mrs. Hartunian

“As far as I'm concerned, a swimsuit body is a body with a swimsuit on it.”
Danielle Macdonald - Willowdean

“- Edna Buxton: Mother, the dress doesn't fit.
- Mrs. Buxton: The dress fits the occasion. It's you that doesn't fit.”
Illeana Douglas - Edna Buxton
Christina Pickles - Mrs. Buxton

Ladies and gentlemen, do you like the pelt? Be honest, because some bitch stopped me on the way in. "What poor and unfortunate creature had to die for you to wear that?".
John Cameron Mitchell - Hedwig

“- Maxwell Kane: You're supposed to give him a new body! Stop, you idiots! He's supposed to get a biogenetic body! He was tested, and measured! He told me he'd be the first!
- Gwen Dillon: Kevin knew he wasn't going to live very long. He knew it was a matter of time. You see? What happened was, his heart just got too big for his body.”

Elden Henson - Maxwell Kane
Sharon Stone - Gwen Dillon