“- Creepy: Hey, pretty lady. You taste good.
- Serleena: Yeah, you too.”

Michael Bailey Smith - Creepy
Lara Flynn Boyle - Serleena

“- Todd Maher: How does that Cinnabon taste?
- Walter Mitty: Great.
- Todd Maher: That's frosted heroin, what you're eating, my friend.”
Patton Oswalt - Todd Maher
Ben Stiller - Walter Mitty

“- Dr. Watson: You squashed my pea.
- Sherlock Holmes: Now you've got it cornered.
- Dr. Watson: Yes, but squashing a fellow's pea.
- Sherlock Holmes: Just trying to help.
- Dr. Watson: I didn't want it squashed, I don't like it that way - I like it whole so that you can feel it pop when you bite down on it.”

James Mason - Dr. Watson
Christopher Plummer - Sherlock Holmes

“- Goanna: Welcome to the food chain.
- Crysta: Stop! He's a human!
- Goanna: Uhh... what's a human?
- Batty Koda: Delicious and nutritious! Tastes just like chicken!”

Tone Loc - Goanna
Samantha Mathis - Crysta
Robin Williams - Batty Koda

“I crave the tasty tentacles of octopi for tea
I like hot dogs, but I love hot frogs, and surely you'll agree
A plate of soil with engine oil is a super recipe.
I hardy need to mention that it's practically free!”
Jane Leeves - Ladybug