Taste quotes

“What would a woman that fine want in a big, fat, nasty, greasy, fat, stank, bloated, cheesy-backed, 12-sandwich-eatin' bastard?”
Eddie Murphy - Quick

“- Gomez Addams: Tastes like cotton candy.
- Morticia Addams: How do you know what cotton candy tastes like?
- Gomez Addams: Tish, it was my youth. I made mistakes!”
Oscar Isaac - Gomez Addams
Charlize Theron - Morticia Addams

“If sugar's so bad how come Jesus made it taste so good?”

David Hadinger - Man #1

“- Julianne Potter: Okay, you're Michael, you're in a fancy french restaurant, you order... crème brûlée for dessert, it's beautiful, it's sweet, it's irritatingly perfect. Suddenly, Michael realizes he doesn't want crème brûlée , he wants something else.
- Kimberly Wallace: What does he want?
- Julianne Potter: Jello.
- Kimberly Wallace: Jello?!...” (continue)(continue reading)
Julia Roberts - Julianne Potter
Cameron Diaz - Kimberly Wallace

“- Seth: What's that like? What's it taste like? Describe it like Hemingway.
- Dr. Maggie Rice: Well, it tastes like a pear. You don't know what a pear tastes like?
- Seth: I don't know what a pear tastes like to you.
- Dr. Maggie Rice: Sweet, juicy, soft on your tongue, grainy like a sugary sand that dissolves in your mouth. How's that?
- Seth:...” (continue)(continue reading)
Nicolas Cage - Seth
Meg Ryan - Dr. Maggie Rice

“- Creepy: Hey, pretty lady. You taste good.
- Serleena: Yeah, you too.”

Michael Bailey Smith - Creepy
Lara Flynn Boyle - Serleena

“Well, I'm more the 'I-don't-mind-pushing-my-best-friend-into-but-I'm-scared-stiff-when-I-get-anywhere-close-to-it-myselfing' kind.”

Danny Kaye - Phil Davis

Well, I like that! Without so much as a "kiss my foot" or "have an apple".
Barrie Chase - Doris Lenz

“You know, another layer of icing on a shit cake doesn’t make it taste good.”
Natasha Lyonne - Nicky Nichols

“You don't taste like anyone I know.”

Marian Carr - Friday

“Hello. Welcome. What a pleasure it is to have you. Just gonna call you Skyler if that's okay. It's a lovely name. It reminds me of the big, beautiful sky. Walter always told me how lucky he was, prior to recent unfortunate events. Clearly his taste in women is the same as his taste in lawyers: only the very best with just the right amount of dirty.”

Bob Odenkirk - Saul Goodman

“You know what I hate about myself? I know what people taste like. I know babies taste the best.”
Ed Harris - Curtis

“- Mary: You taste sour.
- Sebastian: You taste sweet.
- Mary: I am sweet.
- Sebastian: Well, I'm sour.
- Mary: I don't mind.”
Aleksa Palladino - Mary
Adrian Grenier - Sebastian Cole

“Each flavor was totally unique. But, combine one flavor with another, and something new was created!”
Patton Oswalt - Remy

“- Ed: What's that stuff they're putting in the burgers?
- Dexter Reed: I don't know... but I'll bet you that's what makes those burgers grow so big.
- Ed: We should get some of that stuff for Good Burger.
- Dexter Reed: No, man! That stuff's got to be illegal.”

Kel Mitchell - Ed
Kenan Thompson - Dexter Reed

“- Nathan: Caleb, what's your type?
- Caleb: Of girl?
- Nathan: No, salad dressing!”

Oscar Isaac - Nathan
Domhnall Gleeson - Caleb

“May be innocent, may be sweet... ain't half as nice as rotting meat.”
Alice Playten - Blix

“- Katie: Haven't you ever heard of cholesterol?
- Stick: Yeah, it's the stuff they put in red meat that makes it taste good.”
Tricia Leigh Fisher - Katie
Burt Reynolds - Stick

“- Cousin Eddie: How do you like yours, Clark?
- Clark Griswold: Oh, medium rare, a little pink inside.
- Cousin Eddie: No, I mean your bun.”
Randy Quaid - Cousin Eddie
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

“- Det. Barzak: What's this? This shit - what is it?
- Malcolm: Actually, that's my mother.”

Robert Carradine - Det. Barzak
Bobby Di Cicco - Malcolm

“- Goanna: Welcome to the food chain.
- Crysta: Stop! He's a human!
- Goanna: Uhh... what's a human?
- Batty Koda: Delicious and nutritious! Tastes just like chicken!”

Tone Loc - Goanna
Samantha Mathis - Crysta
Robin Williams - Batty Koda

“That was the best ice-cream soda I ever tasted.”
Lou Costello

“I am definitely going to die up here ... if I have to listen to any more god-awful disco music.”
Matt Damon - Mark Watnay

“Intellectuals have no taste.”
Sir Michael Caine - Fred Ballinger

“The snozzberries taste like snozzberries.”

Geoffrey Arend - College Boy 3