Eating quotes

“I'm so hungry I could eat a vegetarian.”
Eric Bogosian - Phido the Vulture

“Because of your thoughtlessness, we've missed the field trip lunch at McDonald's - which the students on the other buses are now enjoying. We will return to school, for a cold lunch. In the cafeteria.”

Brenda Devine - Mrs. Spinnler

“- Shooter McGavin: You're in big trouble though, pal. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!
- Happy Gilmore: You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
- Shooter McGavin: [long pause] No!”

Christopher McDonald - Shooter McGavin
Adam Sandler - Happy Gilmore

“- Shelly DeVoto: You know, Vada, you have to watch what you eat at the carnival. I remember one summer I went with my two older cousins, and they both ate hot dogs, and the next day they had nephritis.
- Vada Sultenfuss: Nephritis is a kidney disease, you don't get it from eating hot dogs.”
Jamie Lee Curtis - Shelly DeVoto
Anna Chlumsky - Vada Sultenfuss

“Zach, eyes off the pizza, mate. God made you lactose-intolerant for a reason, yeah? So fat. So fat.”
Max Minghella - Graham Hawtrey

“It's like a gypsy curse, it's terrible. The more famous an actress becomes, the less she's allowed to eat. Unless she wants to play people's mothers. And in bad clothes, yet.”
Lana Turner

“- Mary Fiore: That's your specialty? Instant macaroni and cheese.
- Massimo: Sì, it is a low-budget wonder. Already today, I've eaten three boxes.”
Jennifer Lopez - Mary Fiore
Justin Chambers - Massimo

“Life is just too short to count calories forever!”
Debi Mazar

- Charlie Bucket: You can eat the grass?
- Willy Wonka: Of course you can! Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable! But that is called "cannibalism", my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.
Freddie Highmore - Charlie Bucket
Johnny Depp - Willy Wonka

“Lunch - lunch is a lot of things, lunch is difficult.”
Matt O'Leary - The Brain

“- Creepy: Hey, pretty lady. You taste good.
- Serleena: Yeah, you too.”

Michael Bailey Smith - Creepy
Lara Flynn Boyle - Serleena

- Reporter: Where did you get the name, "The Italian Stallion"?
- Rocky: Oh I made that up one night while I was eating dinner.
Robert Leh - Reporter
Sylvester Stallone - Rocky Balboa

“- Nick Chen: Beef intestine noodle?
- Danny Wallace: Uh, no.
- Nick Chen: You wanna be Chinese, you gotta eat the gross stuff.”
Chow Yun-Fat - Nick Chen
Mark Wahlberg - Danny Wallace

“They kill for one reason: they kill for food. They eat their victims, you understand that, Mr. Berman? That's what keeps them going!”

David Crawford - Dr. Foster

“- Eddie Brock: You bit somebody's head off.
- Venom: Fuel in the tank.”
Tom Hardy - Eddie Brock
Tom Hardy - Venom

“- Kurt Bozwell: It's called shark poison, and it's gonna make all your little Good Burger customers very, very sick.
- Troy: So sick that I doubt any of them will ever want to eat here again.”

Jan Schweiterman - Kurt Bozwell
Hamilton von Watts - Troy

“- The Blonde: Are you crazy?
- Tony: Yeah, I'm crazy. I'm crazy in love with your blue eyes... and your corn-silked hair. Your corn-silked hair. I'll never eat corn again without thinkin' about you. Canned corn, candy corn, popcorn, Crackerjacks! You're the prize in my box! And my box is this country. It's all tinfoil on the outside. Corn and...” (continue)(continue reading)
Lynda Wiesmeier - The Blonde
Ron Thompson - Tony

“If anyone’s interested, I’ll be spending this Valentine’s in the same way I spend every Valentine’s. Buying disoriented chicken from the supermarket, taking home, standing over the sink and eating out of the packet with my bare hands like an animal.”
Kunal Nayyar - Raj Koothrappali

“That cake. Best cake I ever had. Seriously, my stomach was like, ‘Hey bro, I don’t know what you’re eating cause I don’t have any eyes but it’s basically awesome, so keep sending it down Gullet Alley.”
Jason Segel - Marshall Eriksen

“I’m glad we’re having a rehearsal dinner. I rarely practice my meals before I eat.”
Matthew Perry - Chandler Bing

“- King Mongkut of Siam: You will order the finest gold chopsticks.
- Anna Leonowens: Your Majesty, chopsticks? Don't you think knives and forks would be more suitable?
- King Mongkut of Siam: I make mistake, the British not scientific enough to know how to use chopsticks.”
Yul Brynner - King Mongkut of Siam
Deborah Kerr - Anna Leonowens

“- Sergeant Sarah Brown: You want to take me to dinner in Havana, Cuba?
- Sky Masterson: Well, they eat in Cuba the same as we do.”
Jean Simmons - Sarah Brown
Marlon Brando - Sky Masterson

“- Don Birnam: One should always see Shakespeare on an empty stomach.
- Gloria: Not even a pretzel?”
Ray Milland - Don Birnam
Doris Dowling - Gloria

“- Maria Corvier: While I'm dancing, people will be eating?
- Tom Culdane: Well, after all, how much noise do people make eating?
- Maria Corvier: Crunching celery, drinking soup, talking. Oh, no, Mr. Culdane, I'm sorry, it's impossible.”
Cyd Charisse - Maria Corvier
Jim Backus - Tom Culdane

“It was my dad's theory that nature usually knows best. It isn't so much what you eat as what you don't get when you eat.”
Bob Cummings