“Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs.”
Christopher Hampton

“Critics can't even make music by rubbing their back legs together.”
Mel Brooks

“We live in an era now where every episode is reviewed 80 different times on the Internet by periodicals you've never even heard of.”
Chris Lloyd

“Having the critics praise you is like having the hangman say you've got a pretty neck.”
Eli Wallach

“Women always feel like they're being stared at and judged, and rightfully so.”
Rob Schneider