“[Critics] could not forgive Jane Fonda for doing fluff, like she had to do something with mucho gravitas.”
Robert Luketic On Jane Seymour Fonda

“Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs.”
Christopher Hampton

“I never met anybody who said when they were a kid, 'I wanna grow up and be a critic'.”
Richard Pryor

“Critics can't even make music by rubbing their back legs together.”
Mel Brooks

“We live in an era now where every episode is reviewed 80 different times on the Internet by periodicals you've never even heard of.”
Chris Lloyd