“This kind of certainty comes but just once in a lifetime.”
Clint Eastwood - Robert Kincaid

“I enjoy gay people, but I just have a slight problem with my pregnantsister being in love with one of them.”
Allison Janney - Constance Miller

“- Violet Sanford: Cammie, I think I just fell in love with you.
- Cammie: Oh Violet, I'm not a lesbian. I played in the minors but never went pro.
- Violet Sanford: That's not what I meant.”
Piper Perabo - Violet Sanford
Izabella Miko - Cammie

“- Pauline 'Paulie' Oster: Lesbian? Are you fucking kidding me, you think I'm a lesbian?
- Mary 'Mouse' Bedford: You're a girl in love with a girl, aren't you?
- Pauline 'Paulie' Oster: No! I'm Paulie in love with Tori. Remember? And Tori, she is in love with me because she is mine and I am hers and neither of us are lesbians!”
Piper Perabo - Pauline 'Paulie' Oster
Mischa Barton - Mary 'Mouse' Bedford

“- Randy Jones: OK, fine, don't fall in love with him.
- Donna Jensen: That's kinda where I'm having the problem.
- Randy Jones: It just takes willpower, is all. I mean, you didn't fall in love with me, did you?
- Donna Jensen: You're gay.
- Randy Jones: But, it still took willpower, didn't it?”

Joshua Malina - Randy Jones
Gwyneth Paltrow - Donna Jensen