“- Mavis Gary: You're the hate crime guy. Oh my God, why didn't you just say that? Now I know who you are. Matt, the hate crime guy.
- Matt Freehauf: Yes, Mavis. When when we were seniors a bunch of jocks who thought I was gay jumped me in the woods.”
Homosexuality quotes
465 homosexuality quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines-
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“- Ace Ventura: Good to see someone who doesn't buckle under the pressure.
- Lois Einhorn: And what would you know about pressure?
- Ace Ventura: Well, I have... kissed a man.” -
- Recruiter: Now, are either of you homosexuals?
- John: You mean, like, flaming, or...
- Recruiter: Well, it's a standard question we have to ask.
- Russell: No, we're not homosexual, but we are willing to learn.
- John: Yeah, would they send us someplace special?
- Recruiter: I guess that's "no" on both. Now if you could just give Uncle Sam... (continue) (continue reading) -
“A gay man alone could never begin to replicate the inner workings of the female mind.”
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“Now, I’m going to tell you something that’s going to make you immediately feel a little better. People tell you you can be born gay, that’s not true. You cannot be born a homosexual, this is a lie. Now, I’m a counselor and a pastor, but was I born that way? No. It’s behavioral. It’s a choice.”
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“- Freddie Mercury: I think I'm bisexual.
- Mary Austin: Freddie, you're gay.”
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“- Counselor: Did marriage make you happy?
- Elton John: Not really. I'm gay.”
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“- Elton John: I'm... a homosexual. A poofter... a fairy... a queen... well say something!
- Sheila: Oh, for God's sake, I knew that. I've known for years.”
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“- Mr. Perlman: You're too old not to accept people for who they are. What's wrong with them? What's wrong with them? You call them Sonny and Cher behind their backs...
- Elio: That's what mom calls them. That's what mom calls them!
- Mr. Perlman: ...and then accept gifts from them. The only person that reflects badly on is you. Is it because...” (continue) (continue reading)
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“- Joe: Vicki's making eyes at you man. Go talk to her. She's so into it.
- Biaggio: There's no point in me talking to her anyways.
- Joe: Why not?
- Biaggio: Joe, I'm gay.
- Joe: Are you sure?
- Biaggio: Yes, my lungs fill up every time the seasons change.
- Joe: That's not being gay, Biaggio.
- Biaggio: What?
- Joe: Pretty sure that's Cystic...” (continue) (continue reading)
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“- Michael Ryan: What are you guys doing tonight?
- Deborah Anne Fimple: Nothing much.
- Toni: Kappa Omega party.
- Michael Ryan: Oh, you mean the homo house?
- Deborah Anne Fimple: Well one will crack jokes about others when they are insecure with their own masculinity.”
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“Look, I can't go out with you, because... because... because I'm a lesbian.”
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“- Jeffrey: My teacher Miss Kramer has a girlfriend.
- Paula: Oh, that's nice.
- Jeffrey: She's a lesbian.”
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“- Jay: Yo man, tell me something about me.
- Rufus: You masturbate more than anyone on the planet.
- Jay: Aw fuck, everyone knows that. Tell me something nobody knows.
- Rufus: When you do it, you're thinking about guys.
- Jay: Dude, not all the time.”
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Steven, with a V, that means "Very Gay". And when people disrespect my gay brothers and sisters, I rain terror on them! Shock and awe, shock and awe.
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I googled you, and "Closet Queens" came out. Are you a lesbian?
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“- Suzanne: You are the first man I've slept with since I left Hanrahan.
- Reggie: Aw Suzanne, a beautiful woman like you?
- Suzanne: Well, I've been sleeping with women.” -
“I don't like homosexuals and she goes out and buddies up with one so I gotta deal with that. I don't like little wimpy-ass kids or mental retards and she got one of each livin' with her.”
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“- Latrelle Williamson: I know you're gay, Ty! I've known you're gay since you were five years old and you wanted that doll Suzy Q for Christmas instead of the dump truck that your daddy wanted to buy you! I know you're gay, Ty, I've always known, but could we just please bury your grandmother and get on with life? Huh? Could we? Because I think...” (continue) (continue reading)
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We can't even say "lesbian" anymore, it's "women in comfortable shoes”.
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“Chances are she'll grow out of it. If not... well, medical science is progressing in leaps and bounds. There could be a breakthrough at any time!”
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