“I am not a bum. I'm a jerk. I once had wealth, power, and the love of a beautiful woman. Now I only have two things: my friends, and... uh... my thermos.”
Steve Martin - Navin

“Let me tell you something, Jack. If shit was worth something, poor people would be born with no asshole.”
Eddie Murphy - Reggie Hammond

“There's only one thing Mr. Smith doesn't know. What I own I keep. But he'll learn. So will you.”

Peter Lorre - Stephen Danel

“Everything on this island belonged to me. Everything belongs to me... for as long as I live.”

Peter Lorre - Stephen Danel

“This will be your home - where I can find you always! To me, you are a belonging. We will tour the world: Paris, London, Monte Carlo, Constantinopolee. We start tonight! You will make lots of money... for me! And when you are growing too old, you will make good firewood!”

Charles Judels - Stromboli