Eddie Murphy quotes
“What would a woman that fine want in a big, fat, nasty, greasy, fat, stank, bloated, cheesy-backed, 12-sandwich-eatin' bastard?”
“Dolemite is my name, and fuckin' up motherfuckers is my game!”
- Rudy Ray Moore: I'm going to bet on myself. Ain't nobody going to put me on the screen except for me, and everybody I talk to say they want to see a "Dolemite" movie.
- Julius Bihari: Well, we understand. You're not supposed to make a movie for the five square blocks of people you know.
- Rudy Ray Moore: Well... that's fine with me. 'Cause... (continue)(continue reading)
“This is beautiful. What is that? Velvet?”
“Lack of pussy makes you brave, man!”
“It's not how many you shoot. It's who you shoot.”
“I think I'm going to leave, ‘cause you probably want to sit there by yourself, alone, and think about who you pissed off. So, I'll let you have your space.”
- Granny Klump: The other day I got out of the shower, I bent down to reach for a towel and I felt a sharp pain in my chest. Shot through my chest and up around my shoulder and down my spine. I thought "Oh, Lord". I thought I was dying. I bent over and looked, and I was standing on my own titty.
- Mama Klump: You don't need a breast reduction,... (continue)(continue reading)
“If it isn't the world's oldest living Negro! Hey, how are things going on the Underground Railroad, Isaac?”
“- Quick: I ain't playin’ games no more. You put that fuckin' razor away or I'll blow your goddamn pinky toe off!
- Vera: Oh! Now you're gonna shoot me in my pinky toe.”
“I'm madder than a Baptist in a brothel, you som-bitch! I tell ya, I'm about as crazy as a dog in a hubcap factory.”
“What you think a colonic cleansing is? You think you're gonna run your asshole by the car wash?”
“I am the heir to the throne of Zamunda. I shall not be shamed by my two daughters.”
“-Akeem: Prepare the royal jet. We are going back to America.
-Semmi: Oh, hell, no, your majesty!”
“-Akeem: It is so good to see you.
-Clarence: Well, I’ll be damned! Look who done come up in here.”
“I’m like Muhammad Ali. We’re getting ready to shock the worlds. I got to be totally outrageous.”
“You know what they say brother - luck is where opportunity meets preparation.”
“- Slide: A robbery can change very quickly. You have to be ready to adapt to the situation at any moment. Anything can happen. I was on a job a few days ago and my homie got shot in the face!
- Josh Kovacs: If you get shot in the face, it's over.
- Slide: If you get shot in your head, it's over. If you get shot in your face, the bullet will go...” (continue)(continue reading)
“Strange mystical thing happen, Norbit. Even though poison is in Norbit, he not die. Norbit get stronger and stronger. That's why I know Norbit, deep down inside, you very, very strong. Strong like warrior.”