“Nothing that a bottle of Jack and a straight razor won't fix.”

Debra Messing - Kat Ellis

“I’ve been doing real good. I just had a down month.”
Amy Adams - Bev

“And, then suddenly it was all silent, and he looked so happy that this dirty crow was coming close. He didn't seem to care that it ran off with his lunch. And, I thought to myself how lonely is this guy that even a thieving crow brightens up his day?”
Aidan Turner - The Boatman

“Well, Papa, if losing a case depresses you so, why don't you quit practicing law and go into another line of business?”

Judy Garland - Esther Smith

“If you're so depressed, how come you're eating pizza?”

Corey Haim - Lucas