“We need boys, so they can grow up, get married, and turn into shadows.”
Jean Louisa Kelly - Tia Russell

“I know for some women, men are a household necessity; myself, I'd rather have a canary.”
Ruth Chatterton - Alison Drake

“The authors of Hooters play on our incessant need for fat and man's incessant need to be in the proximity of augmented breasts. It's like Henry V ran a fast food franchise!”
Betty Buckley - Dr. Karen Fletcher

“A man washes his hands before or after tending to his needs. It tells you a lot about a man. He does it both times - points to a weakness in character.”
Michael Shannon - Richard Strickland

“I made a great reporter out of you, Hildy. But you won't be half as good on any other paper and you know it. We're a team. That's what we are. You need me and I need you, and the paper needs both of us.”
Cary Grant - Walter Burns