“- Leah Russell: Don't suppose you've got any jobs in your new pub?
- Sandra Gangel: No. But if I ever do turn it into a brothel I'll get back to you, ok?”
Tameka Empson - Leah Russell
Linda Henry - Sandra Gangel

“- Mr. Wong: Whale ho!
- Rasputia: Did somebody just call me a whale?
- Mr. Wong: Yeah! And a ho!”
Eddie Murphy - Mr. Wong
Eddie Murphy - Rasputia

“- Kimberly Joyce: I'm sorry I called you a bitch.
- Brittany: It's okay. I'm sorry I called you a trollop. I don't really even know what one is.
- Kimberly Joyce: It's a promiscuous woman, often a prostitute.”
Evan Rachel Wood - Kimberly Joyce
Elisabeth Harnois - Brittany

“- Frank Shea: You've got glamour, Frances. You're like an East End starlet.
- Mrs. Shea: East End harlot's, more like it.”
Colin Morgan - Frank Shea
Tara Fitzgerald - Mrs Shea

“- Augustus 'Gus' McCrae: Oh, I had a job waitin' tables once. S' on a riverboat. I wasn't no older than Newt, there, but I hadda give it up.
- Newt Dobbs: How come?
- Augustus 'Gus' McCrae: Well I was, too young and pretty and the whores wouldn't let me alone.”
Robert Duvall - Augustus 'Gus' McCrae
Ricky Schroder - Newt Dobbs