“Houseguest” quotes

Movie Houseguest
Title Houseguest
Year 1995
Director Randall Miller
Genre Comedy
Plot – Kevin Franklin has a dream, but cannot find the money he needs. In order to finance his new business, he borrows money from the Gasperini brother, notorious loan sharks, and ends up running up debts with them. At a certain point, Kevin takes the chance to get away from them by posing as an important Baltimore dentist with the Youngs family. He stays over at the Youngs as a guest for the weekend and will have to get rid of the gangsters without being discovered.
All actors – Sinbad, Phil Hartman, Kim Greist, Kim Murphy, Chauncey Leopardi, Talia Seider, Paul Ben-Victor, Tony Longo, Jeffrey Jones, Stan Shaw, Ron Glass, Kevin Jordan
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  • “If you drive away, I'll be standing here pointing!”
    Sinbad - Kevin Franklin
  • “- Mr. Pike: Slap me five there, brother!
    - Kevin Franklin: How about I just slap you?”

    Mason Adams - Mr. Pike
    Sinbad - Kevin Franklin
  • “The entire 1994 baseball season, know what I'm saying? I got Ken Griffey Jr. here, Barry Bonds, Jose Canseco. People spend big money for baseball cards, but if they get hurt, it's even worth more money! Say one of them's going to the car after the game, gets hit… pow! I don't wanna see it happen, but if it does, I'm getting paid!”

    Sinbad - Kevin Franklin
  • “- Kevin Franklin: That looks good. Can I try some?
    - Gary Young: Sure. Go ahead.
    [Kevin tries the dip and reacts in disgust]
    - Kevin Franklin: Oh! What is that?
    - Rosie the Caterer: Puree of parsnip and crook-neck squash.
    - Kevin Franklin: I thought it was nacho cheese.”

    Sinbad - Kevin Franklin
    Phil Hartman - Gary Young
    Jody Savin - Rosie the Caterer
  • “Geeks For Hire, a temporary service. You'd fit it, you ought to call us. Gas From Humans... Girls From the Hood... G-strings For the Huge... Gotta Feed the Hungry... GirlsFeeding Homies.”

    Sinbad - Kevin Franklin