Girl quotes

“I don't love you because love is for girls and girls are disgusting.”
Rik Mayall - Drop Dead Fred

- "Booger": Big deal! Did you get in her pants?
- Gilbert: She's not that kind of girl, Booger.
- "Booger": Why? Does she have a penis?

Curtis Armstrong - "Booger"
Anthony Edwards - Gilbert

“- Aladdin: This girl, she's a princess...
- Genie: Aren't they all?”

Mena Massoud - Aladdin
Will Smith - The Genie

“I knew that when I kissed this girl, I would be forever wed to her.”

Leonardo DiCaprio - Jay Gatsby

“Let me tell you the first rule of politics: always know if the juice is worth the squeeze. You know what that means? It means you don't steal my girl unless you're ready to accept the consequences.”
Timothy Olyphant - Kelly

“I'm having a kid. Your little boy's growing up, I got a girl pregnant, now I gotta go visit her. She lives in Reno, I don't know how I'm gonna get there. Probably have to take mom's car. But, we're gonna live together. We're gonna live in the trailer park. Her name's Shirley, she's real great.”
Shia LaBeouf - Kale

“We came here to meet girls and dance, and we can't meet girls until we dance!”
Steve Zahn - Lenny Haise

“- Mrs. Kidman: Do these girls go to your high school?
- Eli: No, Mrs Kidman. They're porn stars.”
Donna Bullock - Mrs. Kidman
Chris Marquette - Eli

“- Gianelli: I'll shoot the girl.
- Billy Caufield: Go ahead. I got lot's of girlfriends.”
James Remar - Gianelli
Michael Keaton - Billy Caufield

“I'm a girl, damn it! I wanna do girly things! Like fix up someone's hair and get phone calls expressing romantic sentiments!”
Shannen Doherty - Rene

“- Theseus: The most beautiful girl in the world is here in Sparta.
- Pirithous: She's just a child!
- Theseus: I'll ripen her like grapes; I'll age her like wine. When she ages just enough, I'll taste her.”
Stellan Skarsgård - Theseus
Jim Carter - Pirithous

“You don't need to be a superhero to get the girl. The right girl will bring out the hero in you.”
Ryan Reynolds - Deadpool

You know what my mother used to call me? Dangerous. "You're a dangerous girl". She was right. I am dangerous.
Elle Fanning - Jesse

“- Camille: Don't even waste your time, Jesse. She can't hang.
- Jesse: Camille, you don't even know her.
- Camille: Oh I know her. Little miss fancy fingernails, shimmy-shimmy lip gloss Barbie. She ain't got what it takes to be a Warrior.”

Solange Knowles - Camille
Gustavo Carr - Jesse

“Thank Heaven for the little girls. They keep getting smaller every day.”
Peter Sellers - Clouseau

“- Sid: You’re so pretty. You take my lisp away.
- Brooke: I bet you say that to all the girls.
- Sid: I try, but usually they run away too fast.”
John Leguizamo - Sid
Jessie J - Brooke

“The way he looked at her is the way all girls want to be looked at.”

Elizabeth Debicki - Jordan Baker

“I see twenty or thirty girls coming here everyday. From small towns, with big dreams. Some girls crack under the pressure. You... You're going to be great.”
Christina Hendricks - Roberta Hoffman

“Hard work being in love, eh? Especially when you don't know which girl it is.”

Allison Forster - Madeline

“- Mickey Gordon: What are you? Tired?
- Dan Majerle: Yeah, your girlfriend kept waking me up last night.”

Billy Crystal - Mickey Gordon
Dan Majerle - Dan Majerle

“- Liz Randone: Why is it that you never got married, Freddy?
- Sheriff Freddy Heflin: All the best girls were taken.”
Annabella Sciorra - Liz Randone
Sylvester Stallone - Freddy Heflin

“In my next life, I wanna come back as one of the buttons on the ass pocket of her jeans shorts.”

Aaron Yoo - Chewie

“- Jesse: So, what's your deal? Are you one of those girls who's all dark and mysterious, then she takes off her glasses and that amazingly scary ear spike and you realize that, you know, she was beautiful the whole time?
- Beca: I don't wear glasses.
- Jesse: Then you're halfway there.”
Skylar Astin - Jesse
Anna Kendrick - Beca

“- JB: She's not my type.
- Aash: Why, because she's not a model?
- JB: Yeah, she's not a model.”

Jon Hamm - JB
Aasif Mandvi - Aash

“- Mattress Guy 1: So how smart is she?
- Mattress Guy 2: I don't know. I guess she's about average.
- Mattress Guy 1: Average? Average is dumb!”

Nick Baxter - Mattress Guy #1
Allen Branstein - Mattress Guy #2