“Laserblast” quotes

Movie Laserblast
Title Laserblast
Year 1978
Director Michael Rae
Genre Sci-Fi, Horror
Interpreted by
All actors – Kim Milford, Cheryl Smith, Gianni Russo, Ron Masak, Dennis Burkley, Barry Cutler, Mike Bobenko, Eddie Deezen, Keenan Wynn, Roddy McDowall, Rick Walters, Simmy Bow
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  • “- Sheriff: What can I do for you, fella?
    - Tony Craig: First, you take your feet off the desk. Second, you take the cigar out of your mouth. And third, you stand up.”

    Ron Masak - Sheriff
    Gianni Russo - Tony Craig
  • “- Chuck Boran: Whoa, mama. Wouldn't Chuck like to give you his red hot frank!
    - Bikini Girl: From what I hear, Chucky, it ain't so hot.”

    Mike Bobenko - Chuck Boran
  • “Just you and me and the sky... like a cup! A giant cup!”

    Cheryl Smith - Kathy Farley
    [Tag:company, sky]
  • I knew Nirvana was straight around the corner. I turned the corner and ran smack into Betty Crocker! She was running across the sky yelling "You never outgrow your need for milk!". I looked at her, and I said: "Baby... you're something else!". Far out, man!
    Michael Barrere - Hip Kid
  • “- Chuck Boran: Hey Froggy, you think our boy here would like to give us a little race?
    - Froggy: Billy? Hell, he never races!
    - Billy Duncan: Who the hell told you that? I'll show you a race!”

    Mike Bobenko - Chuck Boran
    Eddie Deezen - Froggy
    Kim Milford - Billy Duncan
  • “Billy... why can't you be more ordinary?”
    Cheryl Smith - Kathy Farley