“Vacation” quotes

Movie Vacation
Title Vacation
Year 2015
Directors John Francis Daley, Jonathan Goldstein
Genre Comedy, Adventure
Plot – Rusty Griswold is a young family man. He organizes an unforgettable holiday for his wife Debbie and his two children.
All actors – Ed Helms, Christina Applegate, Skyler Gisondo, Steele Stebbins, Chris Hemsworth, Leslie Mann, Chevy Chase, Beverly D'Angelo, Charlie Day, Catherine Missal, Ron Livingston, Norman Reedus, Keegan-Michael Key, Regina Hall, Emyri Crutchfield, Alkoya Brunson, Nick Kroll, Tim Heidecker, Kaitlin Olson, Michael Peña, Hannah Davis, David Clennon, Colin Hanks, Kirstin Ford, Ethan Maher, Elizabeth Gillies, Cristina Squyres, Nadine Avola, Ryan Cartwright, Valerie Payton, O'Clair Alexander, Miles Doleac, Holly Gardner, R.F. Daley, Elizabeth Fendrick, Michael H. Cole, Brooke Jaye Taylor, Matt Cornwell, Mitchell Warren, John Francis Daley, , Kati Akins, Libby Blanton, Igor Bondaruk, Devlon Chandler Jr., Arinitra Chandler, Ashuntyonna Chandler, Tarik Chernet, Marshall Choka, Saundra Coller, John Crosby, Nancy DeMars, Hunter Denoyelles, Saige Donaldson, Dawn Douglas, Sacha A. Dzuba, Rick Ericson, Gregory Fears, Fred Galle, Tahseen Ghauri, Jessica Lindsey Gilbert, Eric Gladstone, Jeff Glover, Faneal Godbold, Jonathan Goldstein, Brandon Michael Hale, Caitlin Halliburton, Jas Hardy, Rory Healy, Walter Hendrix III, Kimberly Hester Huffstetler, Ethan Jago, Barry W. Jerald Jr., Catherine Jerald, Marie Joelyn, Emily Kincaid, Shere Ladd, Omar Lagudali, Amanda Leigh, Samm Levine, Rick Lite, Eric McCrea, Cameron James McIntyre, Ryan McNeil, Dana Clark McPherson, Roger Neal, Pedro Nicanor, Kevin J. O'Connor, M.V. Oliphant, Paul Michael Pouler, Andrew Raffelson, Tina Redmond, Anthony J Sacco, Patti Schellhaas, Joe Seo, Blake Sewell, Carla Shinall, Dianne Starkey, Carol Anne Taylor, Mike Taylor, Ruben Vidal, Deborah Wilkins
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  • “- Kevin Griswold: What the hell is that?
    - Rusty Griswold: That's a 2015 Tartan Prancer. It's the Honda of Albania. Let's hit the road!”

    Steele Stebbins - Kevin Griswold
    Ed Helms - Rusty Griswold
    [Tag:cars, wonder]
  • “- Clark Griswold: That's a very special guitar. It was given to me by Bob Dylan.
    - James Griswold: The Bob Dylan?
    - Clark Griswold: No, a Bob Dylan but it was given to him by Jimi Hendrix.
    - James Griswold: The Jimi Hendrix?
    - Clark Griswold: No.”

    Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold
    Skyler Gisondo - James Griswold
  • “- Debbie Griswold: We're covered in human waste.
    - Rusty Griswold: Come on, sweetheart, we don't know that it's human.”

    Christina Applegate - Debbie Griswold
    Ed Helms - Rusty Griswold
    [Tag:mistake, spring]
  • “- Debbie Griswold: Hey, you know, you never told us why you keep that teddy bear on the front of your truck.
    - Trucker: Oh, it makes the kids feel more comfortable.
    - Rusty Griswold: Oh yeah? You have kids?
    - Trucker: No.”

    Christina Applegate - Debbie Griswold
    Norman Reedus - Trucker
    Ed Helms - Rusty Griswold
  • “If Vin Diesel can do it, so can I!”

    Ed Helms - Rusty Griswold
    [Tag:actors, arrogance]
  • “- Audrey Griswold-Crandall: What kind of asshole would drive his family cross country?
    - Rusty Griswold: Audrey, dad wanted us to be close and that's all I want for my family.
    - Stone Crandall: Family is the most important thing there is.”

    Leslie Mann - Audrey Griswold
    Ed Helms - Rusty Griswold
    Chris Hemsworth - Stone Crandall
  • “- James Griswold: I've never even heard of the original vacation.
    - Rusty Griswold: Doesn't matter. The new vacation will stand on its own.”

    Skyler Gisondo - James Griswold
    Ed Helms - Rusty Griswold
  • “- Ethan: What kind of a family are you?
    - Rusty Griswold: We're the Griswolds, piece of ass!”

    Ron Livingston - Ethan
    Ed Helms - Rusty Griswold
    [Tag:family, rudeness]