“A boy who won't be good might just as well be made of wood.”
Evelyn Venable - The Blue Fairy

“You're not a bad guy, you know. You're just not a very good one.”

Alison Lohman - Angela

- Kanaka: Mistress Ann, I've been a bad boy.
- Florence "Chicklet" Forrest: And bad boys get spanked. Bad boys get tortured!
Thomas Gibson - Kanaka
Lauren Ambrose - Florence 'Chicklet' Forrest

“- Seymour: So, was that your boyfriend?
- Enid: Josh? He's nobody's boyfriend. He's just this guy that Becky and I like to torture.”
Steve Buscemi - Seymour
Thora Birch - Enid

“- Penny Robinson: On this eve before she is torn from all she knows, kidnapped, hurled into deep space against her will, what thoughts fill the mind of the young space captive?
- Will Robinson: Will there be boys on Alpha Prime? Whatever will I wear?”
Lacey Chabert - Penny Robinson
Jack Johnson - Will Robinson