Steve Buscemi quotes
“Every day's an adventure when I step out of my door. That's why I usually wear a hat and keep my head low.”
“This place is like Dr. Seuss's worst nightmare!”
“- Mr. Pink: Why am I Mr. Pink?
- Joe Cabot: Because you're a faggot, alright?
- Mr. Pink: Why can't we pick our own colors?
- Joe Cabot: No way, no way. Tried it once, it doesn't work. You get four guys all fighting over who's gonna be Mr. Black, but they don't know each other, so nobody wants to back down. No way. I pick. You're Mr. Pink. Be...” (continue)(continue reading)
“- Daytrader: You always resort to violence!
- Hound: I love violence!”
“- Pierre Peders: I don't fuck celebrities.
- Katya: Well, I don't fuck nobodies.”
“You have a choice; you can tell me where Earl Denton is, or you can tell it to the worms.”
“I can't relate to 99% of humanity.”
“I don't wanna kill anybody. But if I gotta get out that door, and you're standing in my way, one way or the other, you're gettin' outta my way.”
“- Enid: You know what we should do? We should just get in your car right now, and just drive off. Just find some totally new place and start a whole new life. Fuck everybody.
- Seymour: I'm... I'm not in any good condition to drive.
- Enid: I'm serious! I'm just so sick of everybody. Why can't I just do what I want?
- Seymour: What do you...” (continue)(continue reading)
“These things are damn fast!
[to prove it, he punches the accelerator and collides with a tree]
I'm all right!”
“- Gaear Grimsrud: Shut the fuck up! Or I'll throw you back in the trunk, you know?
- Carl Showalter: Jesus, that's more than I've heard you say all week.”
“- Joe Cabot: Nobody's trading with anybody. This ain't a goddamn, fucking city council meeting, you know? Now listen up, Mr. Pink. There's two ways you can go on this job: my way or the highway. Now what's it gonna be, Mr. Pink?
- Mr. Pink: Jesus Christ, Joe, fucking forget about it. It's beneath me. I'm Mr. Pink. Let's move on.
- Joe Cabot:...” (continue)(continue reading)
“- Tommy: I coulda been somebody, instead of just an ice cream truck driver, which is what I am, let's face it.
- Debbie: Who was that, Jerry Lewis?
- Tommy: Jerry Lewis? You thought that was Jerry Lewis?”
“- Enid: You're a cool guy, Seymour!
- Seymour: If I'm so cool how come I haven't had a girlfriend in, like, four years? I can't even remember the last time a girl talked to me.
- Enid: I'm talking to you. You know, I bet there are tons of women who would go out with you in a minute. I know I could organize you a date in, like, two seconds.”
“I watch the stock market channel all the time... I just watch because I suspect that anchor man of being an evil leprechaun... he can bullshit everybody else, but he ain't fooling me.”
“Do you think God stays in heaven because he too, lives in fear of what he's created?”
“- Pierre Peders: Do you want to be taken seriously as an actress? Is that why you had your breasts reduced?
- Katya: You miss my tits, is that it?
- Pierre Peders: Well, don't you?
- Katya: They weren't even mine to begin with.”
“- Buscemi: What happens when he's dead?
- El Mariachi: When Bucho's dead... it's over. He is the last one.
- Buscemi: End of payback? An eye for an eye and all that crap? You finally gonna be satisfied?
- El Mariachi: I think so.
- Buscemi: I hope so. 'Cause, I don't have the stomach for this anymore.”
“- Sulley: May the best monster win!
- Randall: I plan to.”