“- Richard Twat: I trust you've slept well?
- Mr. Johnson: We had rather a rough night, actually.
- Richard Twat: Ah well, the perils of adultery.”
Rik Mayall - Richard Twat
Bill Nighy - Mr. Johnson

“Guess he won't need me anymore. What does an actor want with a conscience, anyway?”

Cliff Edwards - Jiminy Cricket

“- Pinocchio: What's a conscience?
- Jiminy Cricket: What's a conscience! A conscience is that still small voice that people won't listen to. That's just the trouble with the world today.”
Dickie Jones - Pinocchio
Cliff Edwards - Jiminy Cricket

“Remember, Pinocchio: be a good boy. And always let your conscience be your guide.”
Evelyn Venable - The Blue Fairy

“I dub you Pinocchio's conscience, Lord High Keeper of the Knowledge of Right and Wrong, Counselor in Moments of High Temptation, and Guide Along the Straight and Narrow Path. Arise, Sir Jiminy Cricket.”

Evelyn Venable - The Blue Fairy