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The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” and “Thou shalt not lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.
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Il vero motivo per cui non si possono avere i Dieci Comandamenti in un tribunale: Non si può scrivere "Non rubare", "Non desiderare la donna d'altri", e "Non dire falsa testimonianza" in un edificio pieno di avvocati, giudici e politici. Creerebbe un ambiente di lavoro ostile.
“They’re talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that’s used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can’t even smoke in bed.”
Why do people give each other flowers? To celebrate various important occasions, they’re killing living creatures? Why restrict it to plants? "Sweetheart, let’s make up. Have this deceased squirrel".
“I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.”
“Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.”
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