Bill Maher quotes
“Don’t get so tolerant that you tolerate intolerance.”
“They’re talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that’s used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can’t even smoke in bed.”
“During the Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn't have time to sue a company if the coffee was too hot. There were urgent, pressing problems. If you think you have it tough, read history books.”
“Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.”
“- Dr. Margo Hunt: The secret temple of the Piranha women. Their architecture is surprisingly advanced.
- Jim: It looks like a big lego to me.”
“- Carlos: How did you get the money?
- Michael Delany: I guess you could say I sold my soul.
- Carlos: I see a lot of that.”
“All you women have ever done is, what? Some French chick invented kryptonite, or something.”