“That's why God made other women. Because no matter how good a woman is, just around the corner may be a better one.”
Bruce MacVittie - Lou the Florist

“Women were created out of God. 'Cause after all, women can have babies, which is kind of like creating. And which also accounts for the fact that women are so attracted to men... 'cause let's face it... the Devil is a hell of a lot more interesting!”
Mercedes Ruehl - Anne

“- Song Liling: You never really loved me.
- René Gallimard: I'm a man who loved a woman created by a man. Anything else simply falls short.”
John Lone - Song Liling
Jeremy Irons - René Gallimard

“Tara is missing! I have worked for years, months, days, minutes, seconds to create the perfect woman!”

John Astin - Professor Gangreen

“Read the Bible again sometime. Women are painted as bigger antagonists than the Egyptians and Romans combined. It stinks.”
Salma Hayek - Serendipity