Salma Hayek quotes
- From the movie: Grown Ups
“- Sally Lamonsoff: See that? Now he won't even drink from me.
- Roxanne Chase-Feder: That's what men do. They take and take, and then give you up for some cow.
- Sally Lamonsoff: Well now I don't know what I'm going to do with these.
- Eric Lamonsoff: I do.” - From the movie: Grown Ups
- From the movie: Fools Rush In
“- Alex Whitman: Wait a minute! You snuck out on me, and I never heard from you again. And now you just show up, tell me you're pregnant, and I'm supposed to know exactly what to do? Well, I'm sorry, but I don't know, exactly, what to do.
- Isabel Fuentes: That's the first good thing you've said all night.” - From the movie: Grown Ups
“- Lenny Feder: Roxanne, I have made out with about 25 girls in this very spot and I want you to be number 26.
- Roxanne Chase-Feder: As long as I am the last.” - From the movie: Frida
“I had two big accidents in my life Diego, the trolley and you... You are by far the worse.”
- From the movie: Dogma
“Read the Bible again sometime. Women are painted as bigger antagonists than the Egyptians and Romans combined. It stinks.”
- From the movie: Fair Game
“This is your mail because it has your name on it! My mail is sometimes addressed to occupant. Because, Max, I am the fucking occupant of my place! Whereas you are no longer an occupant. Is this sinking in? Get your shit out of my apartment!”
- From the movie: Bandidas
“I might not know who I am but I know who I'm not, I'm not someone who lets her country down.”
- From the movie: Grown Ups
“- Roxanne Chase-Feder: Your son is so cute. How old is he?
- Eric Lamonsoff: 48 months.
- Kurt McKenzie: That's 4.
- Eric Lamonsoff: Yeah.” - From the movie: Fools Rush In
“- Amalia: You left Alex with your brothers?
- Isabel Fuentes: And Chuy.
- Amalia: Oh, I better light another candle.” - From the movie: Grown Ups
“- Roxanne Chase-Feder: And this must be your mother.
- Rob Hilliard: My wife.” - From the movie: Lonely Hearts
“- Martha Beck: You know what they say about cops and donuts?
- Charles Hilderbrandt: No, what?
- Martha Beck: Neither one's any good without a hole in them.
- Charles Hilderbrandt: They say that about women, too.” - From the movie: Bandidas
“- Maria Alvarez: Get on the ground!
- Sara Sandoval: How can they get on the ground if I told them not to move?” - From the movie: Dogma
- From the movie: Bandidas
“I was raised to be a spoiled lady, not a renegade. One minute I think I have all the answers, and the next I am crying for a manicure.”
- From the movie: Frida
“At the end of the day, we can endure much more than we think we can.”
- From the movie: Fools Rush In
“- Alex Whitman: How've you been?
- Isabel Fuentes: Pregnant.” - From the movie: Fools Rush In
“I pee really fast. I live with five brothers, three cousins and only one bathroom. Believe me, I can pee faster than anyone in the world.”
- From the movie: Frida
“- Frida Kahlo: What do you think matters most for a good marriage?
- Guillermo Kahlo: A short memory.
- Frida Kahlo: Why did you get married?
- Guillermo Kahlo: I can't remember.” - From the movie: Dogma
“Bethany, you of anyone should know that tits dont make a woman. As you can see, I lack definition.”
- From the movie: Wild Wild West
“- Rita Escobar: Not to give you a big head, but, I kind of missed you.
- Dr. Arliss Loveless: Isn't that a coincidence? 'Cos, I kinda miss me too!” - From the movie: Fools Rush In
“- Isabel Fuentes: Alex, this is Chuy.
- Alex Whitman: Chuy, hi. I'm Luke Skywalker.” - From the movie: Dogma
“When are you people going to learn? It's not about who's right or wrong. No denomination's nailed it yet, because they're all too self-righteous to realize that it doesn't matter what you have faith in, just that you have faith. Your hearts are in the right place, but your brains gotta to wake up.”
- From the movie: From Dusk Till Dawn
“- Santanico Pandemonium: Welcome to slavery.
- Richard Gecko: No thanks, I already had a wife.” - From the movie: Lonely Hearts
“Has anybody ever loved you that much, detective? To kill or die... for you?”
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