“- Maureen: Why is she naked? What has that got to do with the plot; her being butt ass naked?
- Phil: I don't know about the plot but I'm gettin a stiffy.”
Jada Pinkett Smith - Maureen
Omar Epps - Phil

“No one gets laid until we've finished our movie. We're horny, but our film comes first!”
Stephen Dorff - Cecil

“I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake - which I also keep handy.”
W.C. Fields

“I have a lot of great memories, but I can't imagine anything more exciting than the life I have now.”
Rob Lowe

“Adrenaline is wonderful. It covers pain. It covers dementia. It covers everything.”
Jerry Lewis