Amusement quotes

“If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.”
Katharine Hepburn

“Whatever road you've been given, enjoy that road.”
Wayne Knight

“I can't work if I'm not having fun, and I can't have fun if not everyone is happy.”
Stellan Skarsgård

“Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy night!”
Bette Davis - Margo Channing

“Adrenaline is wonderful. It covers pain. It covers dementia. It covers everything.”
Jerry Lewis

“The funnier the better.”
Allen Covert

“For me, I'd rather have an intense experience than not.”
Joaquin Phoenix

- Lucia DeLury: I mean, "I don't understand sex". I don't get it. Get it? It seems like a lot of trouble for not much. Am I the only one that thinks this?
- Bill Truitt: I don't think you're the tip of an iceberg, frankly.
- Lucia DeLury: I would rather have a backrub, you know. It lasts longer and there's no fluids. You know, what's so great... (continue)(continue reading)
Lisa Kudrow - Lucia DeLury
Martin Donovan - Bill Truitt

“- Fozzie Bear: I'm so nervous. If I'm not funny, I won't be able to live with myself.
- Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Then you'll have to get another apartment, won't you?”
Frank Oz - Fozzie Bear
Dave Goelz - Dr. Bunsen Honeydew

“I think you're all fucked in the head. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. You're gonna have fun, and I'm gonna have fun... We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we're gonna need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn...” (continue)(continue reading)
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

“I don't give a damn if Marvin Gaye is gonna be there, you’re not going to that party!”
Robin Harris - Pop

“Maybe I don't take myself quite as seriously as I used to, but the work has gotten better and more interesting, and I'm just having more fun.”
William Sadler

“Nothing hard about kids. Ah! As long as you spend some time with them, they're cool. Most important thing, make sure the moms all get along.”
Charlie McDermott - Stewart

“I mean, fuck, we're here to have a good time. I just wanna have a good time, until this shit's over, man. This life's gig a fucking rodeo and I'm gonna suck the nectar and fucking rawdog it till the wheels come off.”
Matthew McConaughey - Moondog

“People who have picture-perfect upbringings and lives tend not to be funny. I don't think they write from a position of pain.”
Alex Borstein

“I used to know a whole lot of dances. The-the-the-eh- the flea hop, and-and, what's the - eh - the black bottom, the variety drag. I don't, I don't know, I just don't seem to have any time any more. I have so many things to do.”
James Stewart - Elwood P. Dowd

“I always have a wonderful time, wherever I am, whomever I'm with.”
James Stewart - Elwood P. Dowd

“- Dr. Dolittle: I've come to the conclusion, with the possible exception of yourself, I have nothing in common with the human race.
- Matthew: You know, the trouble with you Doctor Dolittle, is you prefer animals to people.
- Dr. Dolittle: But, animals are so much more fun than people!”
Rex Harrison - Dr. John Dolittle
Anthony George Newley - Matthew Mugg

“- Christopher Cross: You know when I paint, I don't think of money. I just paint for fun.
- Kitty March: Fun?
- Christopher Cross: Yes. I think it's the most fun I know, painting. I wish I had all the time to paint.”
Edward G. Robinson - Christopher Cross
Joan Bennett - Katharine 'Kitty' March

“No one looks stupid when they're having fun!”
Amy Poehler

“It's generally more fun playing the villain.”
Charlie Hunnam

“Some people like to splash and play; can you imagine that? And take a seaside holiday; can you imagine that?”

Emily Blunt - Mary Poppins

“When a man sweats in the morning it's either because he's had a very good night, or a very bad night. Personally, I've had a very good night.”
John McGiver - Monsieur X

“- Ariane Chavasse: Papa, you are a cynic!
- Claude Chavasse: I guess I am.
- Ariane Chavasse: You enjoy your work!
- Claude Chavasse: I guess I do.
- Ariane Chavasse: You'd enjoyed it even if you weren't paid for it!
- Claude Chavasse: I wouldn't go that far.”
Audrey Hepburn - Ariane Chavasse
Maurice Chevalier - Claude Chavasse

“I thought it'd be fun to have a little fun! You know, talk and dance and - talk.”
Cyd Charisse - Maria Corvier