Amusement quotes

“If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.”
Katharine Hepburn

“That's the most fun I've had with my clothes on!”

Dania Ramirez - Vanessa

“Whatever road you've been given, enjoy that road.”
Wayne Knight

“I can't work if I'm not having fun, and I can't have fun if not everyone is happy.”
Stellan Skarsgård

“Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy night!”
Bette Davis - Margo Channing

“- Ray Marcus: You've should fucking kill me! You don't know nothing. It's fun to kill people. You, of all people should try sometime.
- Tony Hastings: Fun? It's fun to kill people? Did you have fun killing my wife and daughter?”
Aaron Taylor-Johnson - Ray Marcus
Jake Gyllenhaal - Tony Hastings

“Adrenaline is wonderful. It covers pain. It covers dementia. It covers everything.”
Jerry Lewis

“The funnier the better.”
Allen Covert

“For me, I'd rather have an intense experience than not.”
Joaquin Phoenix

“We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we're gonna need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles!”

Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

- Lucia DeLury: I mean, "I don't understand sex". I don't get it. Get it? It seems like a lot of trouble for not much. Am I the only one that thinks this?
- Bill Truitt: I don't think you're the tip of an iceberg, frankly.
- Lucia DeLury: I would rather have a backrub, you know. It lasts longer and there's no fluids. You know, what's so great... (continue)(continue reading)
Lisa Kudrow - Lucia DeLury
Martin Donovan - Bill Truitt

“- Grandma: You know, when I was nineteen, Grandpa took me on a roller coaster.
- Gil: Oh?
- Grandma: Up, down, up, down. Oh, what a ride!
- Gil: What a great story.
- Grandma: I always wanted to go again. You know, it was just so interesting to me that a ride could make me so frightened, so scared, so sick, so excited, and so thrilled all...” (continue)(continue reading)
Helen Shaw - Grandma
Steve Martin - Gil

“- Fozzie Bear: I'm so nervous. If I'm not funny, I won't be able to live with myself.
- Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Then you'll have to get another apartment, won't you?”
Frank Oz - Fozzie Bear
Dave Goelz - Dr. Bunsen Honeydew

“I think you're all fucked in the head. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. You're gonna have fun, and I'm gonna have fun... We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we're gonna need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn...” (continue)(continue reading)
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

“I don't give a damn if Marvin Gaye is gonna be there, you’re not going to that party!”
Robin Harris - Pop

“- Evelle: These blow up into funny shapes and all?
- Nice Old Grocery Man: Well no... unless round is funny.”

William Forsythe - Evelle
Charles 'Lew' Smith - Nice Old Grocery Man

“- James St. James: What an absolutely gorgeous day. warm sun, beautiful women...
- Carl Taylor: And the air is just right for drinking!”
Emilio Estevez - James St. James
Charlie Sheen - Carl Taylor

“Maybe I don't take myself quite as seriously as I used to, but the work has gotten better and more interesting, and I'm just having more fun.”
William Sadler

“Claire Dearing-We've been pre-booking tickets for months. The park needs a new attraction every few years in order to reinvigorate the public's interest. Kind of like the space program. Corporate felt genetic modification would up the wow factor.
Owen Grady-They're dinosaurs. Wow enough.”
Chris Pratt - Owen Grady
Bryce Dallas Howard - Claire Dearing

“When you are invisible, you have all the amusement you want without any of the expectations popularity brings. It frees you.”
Nicola Coughlan - Penelope Featherington

“Nothing hard about kids. Ah! As long as you spend some time with them, they're cool. Most important thing, make sure the moms all get along.”
Charlie McDermott - Stewart

“I mean, fuck, we're here to have a good time. I just wanna have a good time, until this shit's over, man. This life's gig a fucking rodeo and I'm gonna suck the nectar and fucking rawdog it till the wheels come off.”
Matthew McConaughey - Moondog

“People who have picture-perfect upbringings and lives tend not to be funny. I don't think they write from a position of pain.”
Alex Borstein

“I used to know a whole lot of dances. The-the-the-eh- the flea hop, and-and, what's the - eh - the black bottom, the variety drag. I don't, I don't know, I just don't seem to have any time any more. I have so many things to do.”
James Stewart - Elwood P. Dowd

“I always have a wonderful time, wherever I am, whomever I'm with.”
James Stewart - Elwood P. Dowd