Nudity quotes

“- Glen Lantz: Miss Nude America is going to be on tonight.
- Mrs. Lantz: How can you hear what she's going to say?
- Glen Lantz: Who cares what she says?”
Johnny Depp - Glen Lantz
Sandy Lipton - Mrs. Lantz

“Nudity can be nice, beautiful, but should not be vulgar.”
Sylva Koscina

“- Adele Cross: Next thing you'll be painting women without clothes.
- Christopher Cross: I never saw a woman without any clothes.
- Adele Cross: I should hope not!”
Rosalind Ivan - Adele Cross
Edward G. Robinson - Christopher Cross

“- Dillhoefer: Now, here's what we do. We put her up on the wing...
- Duke: And she'll fake being afraid...
- Dillhoefer: Right.
- Duke: And the wind will blow her clothes off!
- Dillhoefer: Yes! Yes!
- Waldo Pepper: Wait! Why would the wind blow her clothes off? When I'm wing-walking, the wind doesn't blow my clothes off.
- Dillhoefer: Fool!...” (continue)(continue reading)
Philip Bruns - Dillhoefer
Scott Newman - Duke
Robert Redford - Waldo Pepper

I was watching 'Game Of Thrones' with my girlfriend and she goes "Oh, it's so unfair: only the women are getting naked." So I whipped out my nuts and she's like "Oh my god, nuts!".
Ike Barinholtz - Daniel Tennant

“- God: Adam, where art thou?
- Adam: I was afraid because I was naked.
- God: Who told thee that thou wast naked?”
John Huston - God
Michael Parks - Adam

“You're used to naked souls. You should know that naked bodies are far more innocent.”

Burt Lancaster - Prince Don Fabrizio Salina

“To commit suicide in the Seine, one doesn't need to undress.”
Charles Vanel - Alfred Fichet, le commissaire

“Women always surprise when they take off their shoes.”
Raymond Burr - Harry Prebble

“- Mrs. Stephen Haines - Mary: May I suggest, if you're dressing to please Stephen, not that one. He doesn't like such obvious effects.
- Crystal Allen: Thanks for the tip. But when anything I wear doesn't please Stephen, I take it off.”
Norma Shearer - Mrs. Stephen Haines - Mary
Joan Crawford - Crystal Allen

“- Eli Cross: You'll get a belly laugh, Sam!
- Sam: What do you mean? What are you talking about? They'll break their hearts over it!
- Eli Cross: No no no, there won't be a dry seat in the house!”

Peter O'Toole - Eli Cross
Allen Garfield - Sam

“They let their towels drop to the floor. His eyes explored every inch of her glistening wet body. Her eyes explored every inch of his... muscled torso. He took her in his arms. Her breasts squashed against him like ripe pomegranates.”

Tom Selleck - Phil Blackwood

“- Worf: Captain, I do not think it is appropriate for a Starfleet officer to appear... naked.
- Jean-Luc Picard: Oh, come now. A big, handsome, strapping fellow like you? What can you be afraid of?”

Michael Dorn - Worf
Sir Patrick Stewart - Jean-Luc Picard

“You know how a woman gets a man excited? She shows up. That's it. We're guys, we're easy. Of course for that you can't charge six bucks an issue, now can you?”
Harrison Ford - Quinn Harris

“- Tim: I have no idea why I'm going to Canada.
- Mort: Naked women, Tim. You love naked women.”
Jason Gedrick - Tim Reese
Josh Charles - Mort Golden

“We weren't able to get anything out of the Yanomamo except for the wristwatch they gave us as a token of their gratitude to an ally, an ally they continue to fear and mistrust, so I've decided to try an experiment in psychology: to strip myself completely, clothes, weapons, dog tags, rings, everything, to become like them, naked and unfettered...” (continue)(continue reading)
Robert Kerman - Professor Harold Monroe

“A nude girl is a nude girl and that's that; and there's no way you can make a star out of a nude girl.”
Frank Capra

“- Vivian Wembley: If my dress bothers you, I can take it off.
- Cade Yeager: Sure!”
Laura Haddock - Vivian Wembley
Mark Wahlberg - Cade Yeager

- Jack Singer: I dreamt about my mother again last night.
- Betsy: Was she vacuuming naked?
- Jack Singer: No. She opened her eyes and I said, "Mom, I'm gonna marry that girl", and she smiled.
- Betsy: Really?
- Jack Singer: Yeah. Of course she was naked.
Nicolas Cage - Jack Singer
Sarah Jessica Parker - Betsy

“- Judy Hopps: Oh! You are naked!
- Yax: For sure. We're a naturalist club.”
Ginnifer Goodwin - Judy Hopps
Tommy Chong - Yax

“- Big Boy Caprice: Around me, if a woman don't wear mink, she don't wear nuttin'.
- Breathless Mahoney: Well, I look good both ways.”
Al Pacino - Big Boy Caprice
Madonna - Breathless Mahoney

“- Ruby Roundhouse: Could I borrow your jacket? I feel like I'm wearing a bikini.
- Professor Shelly Oberon: I once wore a bikini to school.”
Karen Gillan - Martha
Jack Black - Bethany

“Jack Lucas - Found dead next to a dead, naked man. The two were dead. His companion was naked.”

Jeff Bridges - Jack

“We have naked people giving us free food!”
Kiefer Sutherland - Scott

“I don't mind nudity; I just don't do it often.”
Mischa Barton