Nudity quotes

“- Glen Lantz: Miss Nude America is going to be on tonight.
- Mrs. Lantz: How can you hear what she's going to say?
- Glen Lantz: Who cares what she says?”
Johnny Depp - Glen Lantz
Sandy Lipton - Mrs. Lantz

“- Mrs. Stephen Haines - Mary: May I suggest, if you're dressing to please Stephen, not that one. He doesn't like such obvious effects.
- Crystal Allen: Thanks for the tip. But when anything I wear doesn't please Stephen, I take it off.”
Norma Shearer - Mrs. Stephen Haines - Mary
Joan Crawford - Crystal Allen

“- Worf: Captain, I do not think it is appropriate for a Starfleet officer to appear... naked.
- Jean-Luc Picard: Oh, come now. A big, handsome, strapping fellow like you? What can you be afraid of?”

Michael Dorn - Worf
Sir Patrick Stewart - Jean-Luc Picard

“Nudity can be nice, beautiful, but should not be vulgar.”
Sylva Koscina

“- Harold Grisham: Okay... here's what I want. First we both get naked.
- Vicki: So far so good.
- Harold Grisham: Except... we're both wearing sailor hats. Then we get into a jacuzzi filled with Pepto-Bismol, I clip your toenails, and you shave my buttocks.
- Vicki: Pardon me?
- Harold Grisham: Naked, Jacuzzi, Pepto-Bismol, toenails, shave my...” (continue)(continue reading)

Dave Thomas - Harold Grisham
Brandy Ledford - Vicky

“Just because a guy wants to pay attention to me, does not mean he wants to see me naked.”
Laura Prepon - Donna Pinciotti

“I know your generation relied on flowers and father’s permission, but it’s 2019, and unless you’re Amish, nudes are the currency of love. So stop shaming us.”
Zendaya - Rue Bennett

“If I wanted to attend an art class, I would have at least had the sense to take one with a nude model.”
Tom Ellis - Lucifer Morningstar

“- Antony: Queens. Queens. Strip them naked as any other woman, they are no longer queens.
- Rufio: It is also difficult to tell the rank of a naked general. Generals without armies are naked indeed.”
Richard Burton - Mark Antony
Martin Landau - Rufio

“I think male nudity is wonderful.”
Sandra Dee

“Naturally, obviously, nudity is a part of life.”
Theo James

“- Adele Cross: Next thing you'll be painting women without clothes.
- Christopher Cross: I never saw a woman without any clothes.
- Adele Cross: I should hope not!”
Rosalind Ivan - Adele Cross
Edward G. Robinson - Christopher Cross

“- Dillhoefer: Now, here's what we do. We put her up on the wing...
- Duke: And she'll fake being afraid...
- Dillhoefer: Right.
- Duke: And the wind will blow her clothes off!
- Dillhoefer: Yes! Yes!
- Waldo Pepper: Wait! Why would the wind blow her clothes off? When I'm wing-walking, the wind doesn't blow my clothes off.
- Dillhoefer: Fool!...” (continue)(continue reading)
Philip Bruns - Dillhoefer
Scott Newman - Duke
Robert Redford - Waldo Pepper

I was watching 'Game Of Thrones' with my girlfriend and she goes "Oh, it's so unfair: only the women are getting naked." So I whipped out my nuts and she's like "Oh my god, nuts!".
Ike Barinholtz - Daniel Tennant

“- God: Adam, where art thou?
- Adam: I was afraid because I was naked.
- God: Who told thee that thou wast naked?”
John Huston - God
Michael Parks - Adam

“You're used to naked souls. You should know that naked bodies are far more innocent.”

Burt Lancaster - Prince Don Fabrizio Salina

“To commit suicide in the Seine, one doesn't need to undress.”
Charles Vanel - Alfred Fichet, le commissaire

“Women always surprise when they take off their shoes.”
Raymond Burr - Harry Prebble

“- Eli Cross: You'll get a belly laugh, Sam!
- Sam: What do you mean? What are you talking about? They'll break their hearts over it!
- Eli Cross: No no no, there won't be a dry seat in the house!”

Peter O'Toole - Eli Cross
Allen Garfield - Sam

“They let their towels drop to the floor. His eyes explored every inch of her glistening wet body. Her eyes explored every inch of his... muscled torso. He took her in his arms. Her breasts squashed against him like ripe pomegranates.”

Tom Selleck - Phil Blackwood

“You know how a woman gets a man excited? She shows up. That's it. We're guys, we're easy. Of course for that you can't charge six bucks an issue, now can you?”
Harrison Ford - Quinn Harris

“- Tim: I have no idea why I'm going to Canada.
- Mort: Naked women, Tim. You love naked women.”
Jason Gedrick - Tim Reese
Josh Charles - Mort Golden

“We weren't able to get anything out of the Yanomamo except for the wristwatch they gave us as a token of their gratitude to an ally, an ally they continue to fear and mistrust, so I've decided to try an experiment in psychology: to strip myself completely, clothes, weapons, dog tags, rings, everything, to become like them, naked and unfettered...” (continue)(continue reading)
Robert Kerman - Professor Harold Monroe

“A nude girl is a nude girl and that's that; and there's no way you can make a star out of a nude girl.”
Frank Capra

“- Vivian Wembley: If my dress bothers you, I can take it off.
- Cade Yeager: Sure!”
Laura Haddock - Vivian Wembley
Mark Wahlberg - Cade Yeager