“Ever see a woman in love with a soldier? She loves him when he parades in step with the music. But when he shows up alone, you should see the look on her face! A man and a woman can't get along.”

Jean Gabin - Jean

“You come out of a woman and you spend the rest of your life trying to get back inside.”
Heathcote Williams

“Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.”
Billy Crystal

“A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.”
Joan Rivers

“You know, when I first went into the movies Lionel Barrymore played my grandfather. Later he played my father and finally he played my husband. If he had lived I'm sure I would have played his mother. That's the way it is in Hollywood. The men get younger and the women get older.”
Lillian Gish On Lionel Barrymore